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Just hanging out eating $Eucolyptus leaves and learning from other Crypto minds. Not financial advice. I'm a koala.

Joined April 2018
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holy fucking shit ahahhahaha
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Spokesman Jay at 38:00 🎙️ Invited by Assure DeFi, went head to head in a live pitch round for a shot at $100K.
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We’ve owned our home for almost 3 years. We’ve paid $58,500 in mortgage payments and yet our loan balance has only gone down by $14,600. This means the other $43,900 went to interest, taxes, and insurance. Lesson: Owning a home costs WAY more than just the purchase price.
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Replying to @MisfitPatriot
Yep. Never experienced this kind of gut wrenching grief for a stranger. It’s almost supernatural what we’re all experiencing.
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Honestly, you cannot watch Erika’s speech and not go… “I want to be on whatever side that is.”
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I cannot “unite” with the Left because they want me dead. They will spit on my grave when I die and laugh in the faces of my wife and children. There can be no unity with such people. But I will unite with anyone on the Right. I hereby discard any grudge or personal feud I may have had with anyone on my side. Maybe we will pick up those arguments some time in the future. Now we have to stand together.
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Demons, I want you to look deep into the fire inside the eyes of this widow. Because you're about to wish Charlie Kirk was still alive just like the rest of us. You have no idea what you've done. I believe her. God bless @MrsErikaKirk.
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Gmolandak 😈 Any interaction will be considered for GTD WL 👀
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THIS MAN IS A HERO
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Here’s the Chiefs’ initial 53-man roster: Quarterback (2) Patrick Mahomes Gardner Minshew Running Back (4) Kareem Hunt Elijah Mitchell Isiah Pacheco Brashard Smith Wide Receiver (8) Hollywood Brown Jason Brownlee Nikko Remigio Rashee Rice Jalen Royals JuJu Smith-Schuster Tyquan Thornton Xavier Worthy Tight End (3) Noah Gray Travis Kelce Jared Wiley Offensive Line (9) Mike Caliendo Creed Humphrey Jaylon Moore Wanya Morris Hunter Nourzad Jawaan Taylor Josh Simmons Trey Smith Kingsley Suamataia Defensive Line (9) Mike Danna Ashton Gillotte Malik Herring Chris Jones George Karlaftis Derrick Nnadi Omarr Norman-Lott Charles Omenihu Jerry Tillery Linebacker (6) Jeffrey Bassa Nick Bolton Leo Chenal Jack Cochrane Cooper McDonald Drue Tranquill Defensive Back (9) Chamarri Conner Bryan Cook Kristian Fulton Jaden Hicks Trent McDuffie Chris Roland-Wallace Jaylen Watson Joshua Williams Nohl Williams Specialists (3) Matt Araiza Harrison Butker James Winchester
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Wait ... the dude that openly mocked God, praised and sexualized Satan, went nuts and is now awaiting trial? Shocked. Absolutely Shocked.
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1 BTC a year is a six figure salary.
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TBH I don't even check my portfolio size. Up or down. Doesn't matter. In 4-6 months I'm just gonna go in when everyone is acting dumb at ATHs. Press red button. And buy Wyoming. Keep it simple retards.
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I love whatever is wrong with this viral AI companion named Merv
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Krypto Koala retweeted
This Crypto Is Launching The First US-Regulated Stablecoin $TEL @telcoin
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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 President Trump officially signs executive order opening the $12.5 trillion 401(k) retirement market to crypto investments.
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