The come up is the best part.

New York, USA
Joined January 2024
Landon Long retweeted
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Apologized to the beef n cheddar lady and you can assume she wasn’t receptive, but I can’t do anything about another person, just wanna do what’s right by god ☝️
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A lady never forgets her first squirt
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Deadass this was me in 8th grade and I quit being a fuggin brat LMFAO
They put the dog in a Scared Straight program and it worked LMAOO
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I swear the universe always send a mass DM when you’re single lmfao
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at the DMV currently and can’t stop thinking about Kim K turning it into a photo shoot lolz
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my new favorite response to a dick head….”I’ll pray for you”
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Mistakes with honest reflection hit like crack
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When someone really makes me upset, i just put their phone number on Craigslist giving away free pitbulls
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Yeah I’m done having a filter lol
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In my stupid hometown, and proud I told the dumbest bitch I know ya pussy looks like an arbies beef sandwich lmfao
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i’m feelin horny n toxic tonight
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i’m finally so proud of myself
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shoutout big G, shoutout my son Junior, and shoutout Nana i know ya’ll are with me today 🙏 ❤️
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hate is a powerful drug
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