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Johannesburg
Joined February 2011
Praying we can all build homes like these for ourselves or our parents! 🙏🏡
This is one of huge blessings🕯️🕯️
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A Nigerian 🇳🇬 panel beater can turn a 2014 Toyota Hilux into a 2023 model, then upgrade a 2017 Hilux to a 2027 model. 😭😂 Bro, we are still in 2026! This men isn't a panel beater, he is a time traveller with spanners and spray paint. 💀🇳🇬
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Rate our Orlando Pirates 3rd jersey in a scale of 1-10??? 🥵🥵🥵
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It was at this moment that Carrim Suliman realized there was no escape, and that his downfall had become inevitable.
Mr Sibiva once claimed that Mr Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi didn’t know what he was talking about when he alleged that he had brought improper equipment from the Johannesburg Municipality. Sibiva went as far as suggesting that Mkhwanazi was hallucinating.
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Precision in every stitch. Identity in every thread. Introducing the @orlandopirates 26/27 Third Jersey. ⚫⚪🔴⭐ #OrlandoPirates #OnceAlways
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Not trying to start anything, just wondering how many women out here know their way around a 12-gauge. 🤷‍♂️ – at Zandspruit, South Africa
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Ziyawa today, tomorrow we "kind regards". – at Zandspruit, South Africa
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What's up with Manchester United? They just can't seem to score.
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They charge a minimum of R6,000 to do this for you. 😭 Better safe than sorry, I guess. 😂
Kudlalwa ngathi😭 laa
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“After every meal, the floor is washed with water, dried with a wiper and cleaned by a machine. We then water the area again to ensure it’s clean and hygienic before serving the next customer.” 😭😭😂 Why didn’t you lead with this? We’ve been missing out on premium floor-to-table dining!
Eating food in India seems hygienic👍🇮🇳
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When he does the music video he must bring this boy
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When you want to treat yourself to something nice for R28 after all the debit orders have gone off… you tap the card and it declines. 😭😭 Even the bank said, “Not today, my brother.” 😂
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I get that she was sick and needed to throw up, but the kitchen sink? 😭 This is exactly why I don’t eat at people’s houses. You never know what the kitchen has been through. 💀
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As Chillers we’ve successfully launched our hate watch for this B.U fraud From now on … he’ll be on our fraud watch list… 🤧🤧
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Apparently, Karoake nights in Nigeria 🇳🇬 look like this
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Ngl, he cooked 🔥🔥😂😂
Apparently, Karoake nights in Nigeria 🇳🇬 look like this
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He also mentioned that he understands your frustration with the ANC, but he believes that voting them out at this time would be a significant mistake.
Now I believe the commission is at advanced stages when it comes to City of Ekurhuleni something will blow up soon . #MadlangaCommission
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They're unhappy and want to put a stop to OPFC.
𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡𝗦 𝗢𝗨𝗧! Wiliete eliminates Mamelodi Sundowns from #CAFCL on away goals rule (1-1 aggregate). #UNPLAYABLE
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Replying to @ian_mahlatse
At least they can lean on each other.
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The GNU gang suffered a serious heartbreak izolo..the national mourning has officially begun😭😭
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Usindwa amaguzu umfana
Signs 🚩 were there 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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