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LFC fan, casual PS4 gamer, likes new technology, golf, driving, movies etc etc etc.

Joined June 2009
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🚨For all the teeny weeny brains, thick as shit cunts, no Starmer wasn't responsible for Jimmy Savile escaping prosecution. Nor did he take bribes to stand down candidates or take a £5m bung to run for as an MP Hope this helps, if not get someone who cares to draw you a diagram
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1/Ten years ago, Britain voted for Brexit. New ECFR/Mandate polling out this morning reveals something Westminster hasn't noticed: the country has quietly changed its mind — and not in the way you'd expect. The Leave/Remain divide is dead. Here's what replaced it. 🧵
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Is your laptop suddenly as slow as a snail and the fan is making a lot of noise every time you open Chrome? Many people suggest switching to Edge or Brave. You don’t need to. You just need to change a few hidden settings. I’ll show you how to stop Chrome from being a RAM vampire. Here’s how: (Save this later).
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My dishwasher broke down the other day, so I had to call a repairman. I had to head to work early the next morning, so I told him over the phone, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Just fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll send you money when I get home.” Then I added, “Oh, and don’t worry about my dog, Spike—he’s big, but he’s harmless and won’t bother you at all. But whatever you do, please, under ANY circumstances, do NOT talk to my parrot. I’m serious—DO NOT talk to my parrot!!!” The next day, the repairman shows up, finds the key, lets himself in… and there’s Spike, this huge, mean-looking dog just sprawled out on the carpet, staring at him the whole time but not moving a muscle. Exactly like I said—he was no trouble at all. But my parrot? Oh lord, that bird would NOT shut up. He’s squawking nonstop, cursing up a storm, calling the guy every name in the book. The poor repairman is trying to focus on the dishwasher, but the parrot just keeps going and going, getting louder and ruder by the minute. Finally, the guy can’t take it anymore. He spins around and yells at the top of his lungs, “Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!!!” Without missing a beat, the parrot stops, tilts his head, and says real calm-like… “Get him, Spike.” 🤣🦜
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Baking soda isn't a health hack. It's a forgotten medicine. In 1924, doctors used it to fight the flu. Today, research shows it fights cancer cells, kills inflammation & much more. Here are 7 ways to use it: 🧵
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"I don't have time to go to the gym" A kettlebell is all you need to get lean and strong. Here are my top 10 kettlebell exercises you can do in 10 minutes from anywhere (bookmark this) 🧵 1. The Halo
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1960: One job. One income. A house. A car. A vacation. Mom stayed home. Dad clocked out at 5 and actually rested. Life wasn’t fancy… but it was doable. 2025: Two full-time incomes. Still can’t afford rent, childcare, health insurance, or a break. Parents are exhausted. Kids are growing up watching us scramble. And everyone keeps saying, “This is just how life is now.” But let’s be honest… Most families would trade everything for the version of “normal” our grandparents had. Less chaos. More margin. More family dinners. More peace. And it’s heartbreaking that what used to be standard now feels like a distant fantasy. Families aren’t asking for luxury — they’re asking for a life that doesn’t require sacrificing their health, marriage, or time with their kids just to survive. We’re not broken. The system is.
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Reform UK caught red-handed. A Polling Company pushing a poll claiming Reform is the most trusted on the economy and naming Zia as Chancellor turns out to be a brand-new company registered at the EXACT same address as Reform UK. Same address. Fresh registration. Fake Poll.
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Klopp could win a cup final with kids. Slot can’t even play good football with a squad full of superstars.
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WOW this hit hard! Enjoy every minute! It goes in a blink 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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I've tested hundreds of supplements over 30 years to heal myself. Most are worthless, but these 15 transformed my health. At 50, my bloodwork is better than when I was 20. The evidence-based supplement list that actually works: 🧵
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If you have ANXIETY, you need to watch this:
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Reform? No thanks. British values only. Reform seem to be confusing Britain with Germany in the 1930s
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Reform supporters keep telling me I am lying when I repeat this. So let’s be clear. Here is the video of Nigel Farage himself saying the country will need to “have insurance based healthcare” - private healthcare. Those are his words. That is not a rumour and not spin. An insurance-based system means you pay when you get sick. It means cancer treatment becomes a financial crisis as well as a medical one. It means missed payments risk your home. That is how private healthcare systems work. Can you afford that on top of rent food energy and council tax. Now imagine this after years of pressure on public services. Imagine what a Labour government might leave behind and then imagine Reform coming in on top of that with cuts. Because it does not stop at healthcare. Nigel Farage has also talked about cutting 68,000 public sector jobs. Those are British jobs. Processing benefits running borders staffing services keeping the country functioning. At the same time he has questioned minimum wage protections for young people. Lower pay fewer jobs higher bills. How exactly are people meant to cope. This is not about left or right. It is about consequences. Do not vote to make your own life harder. You have already had it hard enough.
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This is why they want to leave WAKE UP
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Exactly.
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Modern Monetary Theory — or modern money as I prefer to call it — simply describes the truth about how money works in the real economy. Governments create new money every time they spend. Taxation removes money from the economy to control inflation. That’s not a theory: it’s how the Bank of England says money works. So why do politicians insist the government can “run out of money”? Why do they say the NHS can’t be funded, but war and bank bailouts always can? In this video, I share 12 essential questions to challenge politicians when they deny economic reality — and ensure the power of money is used for people, not for the wealthy few. youtu.be/S3RGCq5KnTU?si=0DpI…
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I would rather we sack Arne Slot than the thought of selling Mohamed Salah.
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For those sick and tired of Thatcherite (neoliberal) fantasies about us all being 'better off these days', here are a few indisputable facts. I'll keep this as short and simple as possible - sorry about the 'averages', but there's a brief disaggregation below. In the 1970s, despite the supply-driven stagflation, ordinary people had far more disposable income compared to their living costs. House prices were about 4 times the average yearly wage. Whole families could be raised on one wage while wages tracked - tracked, not caused - inflation. Employment was high and the welfare safety net and public services were robust. Benefits were closer to the average wage and covered all basic living costs. Food banks were virtually non-existent. Overall, our society was robust enough to cushion the income-shock. 46 years of Thatcherism implemented by all parties led us by the nose into global neoliberalism's financial crisis in 2008. Our financialised, deindustrialised, hollowed-out societies were kept bobbling around on an air cushion of mounting private debt that eventually, for too many people, became unpayable. The bonuses of bankers who caused this disaster were hardly affected, which prompted some critics to say this is just the system working normally. What the rest of us got, post-crash austerity, has led us into a disastrous situation. The current cost of living and asset crises have left people with an average 5.4% drop in disposable income, the steepest decline on the record that began in the post-war austerity of the 1950s. The bottom percentile lost 10% of their purchasing power. House prices were inflated from the 1980s, due mainly to irresponsible lending. Average mortgages and rents are 8 times yearly salaries. Real wages have been stagnant following the 2008 crisis while de-unionisation and weak contracts have all but collapsed wage bargaining. Most young people are locked out of inflated asset wealth and lifetime earning potential - the first modern cohort to be in that unenviable position. Older generations have benefitted from asset inflation while wealthier households have been insulated. If we disaggregate this simply, the young and the poor have been hit catastrophically. 22% of the population are in deep, objectively calculated poverty. 29% of children live in relative poverty. Many locales are virtually derelict. Food banks are handing out 3 million parcels per annum. Work in the 'gig economy' is precarious and unreliable. Universal credit is historically low compared to living costs. High energy, food and housing prices and a severely weakened welfare state, which today's ghoulish politicians want to weaken further, have created severe hardship amongst the lowest income decile, way worse than the 1970s. This is a highly unstable, politically volatile situation, as we have seen with the return of national populism. Neoliberalism has been a disaster. Anyone who disputes this is fantasising or deliberately lying.
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Policies that could save Labour: 1. Brexit referendum 2. Phase out private healthcare creaming off the NHS budget 3. Reform the House of Lords 4. Eliminate corporate political lobbying 5. Legislate for Proportional Representation 6. Proactive immigration policy Inspire us!
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