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Mankind was Born on Earth. It was never meant to die here.

Joined January 2012
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I am in fucking TEARS 😂
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"Do a flip"
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THE SIGN LITERALLY SAYS DONT GO IN IT teapawt.net/vKehz/status/797561791…
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SKRT!
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Thought this was quite funny. Then I got to the end and thought it was so much funnier teapawt.net/freestyieraps/status/7…
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Today is the proudest day of my life. I successfully took a picture of me high fiving myself
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It's official. The Grand Tour with @jeremyclarkson, @richardhammond and @mrjamesmay starts 18th of November.
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Man said "can you whatsapp me" 😭😭 #Carnival2016
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They are not your friends until they have defended you in your absence.
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If your A level results are disappointing, don't worry. I got a C and two Us, and I'm currently on a superyacht in the Med.
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Can't beat double standards
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Of course they bloody do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack.
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Get yourself a guy who can do both
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The most British solution to a British problem, #pub
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How do I tell them?? #Brexit
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I am going to say nothing
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Then sit on something else. RT @PhoebeChristaki: James Blunt's face fully aggravates me
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