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Mikey Newman retweeted
When Alejandro Garnacho was subbed on, he heard this kid singing his nameโ€ฆ So after he scored, he gifted his shirt to the same kid at full time. ๐Ÿฅนโค๏ธ
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The Media want ETH sacked They want every United manager sacked as it sells papers and get clicks A United in chaos has always sold more papers and gotten more clicks than a successful United! They love the negativity and use it to push the agenda They want to keep us failing for as long as they can This fanbase plays perfectly into their hands by being the most reactionary fanbase in the world Theyโ€™d hate a world where United fans had reason and calmness as they wouldnโ€™t get the clicks Iโ€™m always going to back whoever the manager is while theyโ€™re here because I wonโ€™t do what the media wants Negativity sells Hence Goldcunt being worth ยฃ4million Heโ€™s now made his heel turn and started on the manager because he knows that will get him more clicks Was always gonna happen! People are eating that shit up like chocolate cake ETH is getting my full backing the entire time heโ€™s here and hope thatโ€™s a long time Because if he is here a long time it means heโ€™s been successful Start supporting youโ€™re club ffs ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Stop adding to the fire and making the media happy! #GlazersOut
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You can't beat an Original. #MUFC || @adidasFootball
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This is the short clip of the nearly 5 minute rendition of Weโ€™re on the march with Ten Hagโ€™s army sang by the best fans in the world. Dalot was loving it. The team spending a few minutes appreciating the crowd. Things you love to see. #MUFC #ManchesterUnited #ManUtd #BHAMUN ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ช
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This foresight from Sir Alex Ferguson is astonishing. Despite Aston Villaโ€™s 5-1 loss to Newcastle in Matchweek 1, the legendary manager said no side had impressed him more than @AVFCOfficial on the opening weekend ๐Ÿ˜ฑ @PLinUSA | @NBCSportsSoccer
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๐Ÿ”ด Built on our spirit and core values. A special landmark for the bedrock of our football club โ€” Ethan Wheatley has become #MUAcademy's 250th graduate โค๏ธ #MUFC
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Mikey Newman retweeted
Liverpool away fans threw flares at the disabled section of MUFC supporters. Any statement and action @FA ?? Or are you gonna just sit on your arse because it's Liverpool?
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Mikey Newman retweeted
Ian Wright: โ€œHowโ€™s Kobbie Mainoo not in that [England] squad? Man was immense today.โ€ #MUFC
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Mikey Newman retweeted
Mauricio Pochettino ignores Chelseaโ€™s chairman Todd Boehly ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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This is still the greatest Manchester United advertisement of all time. ๐Ÿ”ด
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Snow leopard mom pretending to be scared when her cub sneaks up on her.. ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. Itโ€™s utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mikey Newman retweeted
This may be the best cover Iโ€™ve ever seen in my life wow what a voice ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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๐Ÿค”I am not sure if I ever felt that the punditry around Manchester United ever has been more โ€” delusional โ€” than it is right now. Can anyone make the below make sense to me? ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ% ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐˜๐˜€: ๐Ÿ”บWe finished 21/22 11+ pts behind โ€” all โ€” of City, Liverpool, Chelsea, Tottenham and Arsenal. ๐Ÿ”บFrom that squad, we have today lost among others โ€” Pogba, Ronaldo, Sancho, Greenwood, Cavani, Fred, Matic, DDG, Bailly, Telles and Donny. To the squad, we have added โ€” Antony, Casemiro, Martinez, Malacia, Rasmus, Mount, Onana and Eriksen โ€” for a total of ยฃ380m (itโ€™s only โ€œ400mโ€ in euro), and some depth through loans/free signings. Of the 7 players we paid ยฃ380m, only 3.6 has been available on avg per game this season. ๐Ÿ”บCity, Chelsea and Arsenal have all spent significantly more than us โ€” on new players since the end of the 21/22 season โ€” if agent fees, wages etc are included. Tottenham have spent ยฃ355m on transfer fees and Liverpool like ยฃ270m. We overspent 30m on Antony since the Glazers only increased the budget late last summer and Rasmus is to a large extent a signing for the future, he just turned 20 what 4 months ago. ๐Ÿ”บWe have had 25 injuries this season. Of our new signings since ETH came in โ€” ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ง๐—ช๐—ข โ€” have been available most of this season, Onana and Rasmus, and in total only 3.6 new signings have been available on avg. ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐—”๐—ฐ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—น๐˜† โ€” since we havenโ€™t made up any ground on City, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham this season. I just cannot understand how โ€” ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ โ€” could have expected ๐—ฎ ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ from the squad we have had at our disposal this season. It literary makes me laugh. We lose 9 fairly significant players from 21/22, have 3.6 new players that we paid a transfer fee available on avg this season (no I donโ€™t count Evans and co here). have a ton of injuries to players who remained from 21/22 โ€” and we are supposed to have made up a ton of ground on clubs like City, Liverpool, Arsenal, Tottenham and Chelsea. Its delusional. Could we have done more? Sure, always possible to get more pts, but at the same time โ€” itโ€™s not like we had any margins with us. ๐Ÿ‘‰This squad needs โ€” a lot โ€” of improvements. ๐Ÿ‘‰We most certainly over performed last season and I would definitely question any claim that we have under performed this season. Itโ€™s the PL, you get nothing for free.
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"Let the boy play darts. If it all goes wrong, give yourselves a pat on the back." Gary Anderson has strong words for the media about their attention on Luke Littler and compares it to Josh Rock.
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Mikey Newman retweeted
Ladies and Gentlemen, observe with meโ€ฆ
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Mikey Newman retweeted
Manchester City have an estimated global fan base of 5 million. Real Madrid and Manchester United have estimated global fan bases of half a billion. And yet Manchester City have greater annual revenue than both of them. Itโ€™s not even subtle.
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Judd Trump did this today ๐Ÿ˜ฏ #snooker #ilovesnooker @juddtrump
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