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Daughter: You're invading my personal space Mom: You came out of my personal space

I got you some antidepressants for Christmas. I hope that makes you happy.

I'm Hispanic, but not ask me how to say something in Spanish Hispanic.

There's no wrong way to pretend you like someone

Good tweets are hard to scroll by

I don't always eat, but when I do it's everything in sight

Just dyed my hair ombre *Adds basic to my résumé*

I hate when I'm trying to think of a tweet but just end up crying on my couch instead

Fitness update: staring at a loaded cake

Obsessed with your busy signal

Donald Trump's closing speech: "This is the land of the free, not the land of the frijoles"

Haha, have you ever watched that show? I actually loved it 😛 @jake_likes_naps

*on a date* Me: OMG, I love your bracelet, where did you get it? Him: I'm not wearing one? Me: It's adorable

I'm all out of clarity today, sorry I didn't clarify sooner.