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OOC account for Joseph Malik, Colin James and his cloned brother, along with others. Friends call me Dag. #RLMutie

Not the Xavier Institute.
Joined June 2012
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very thankful to have nice talk today with HANDSOME JEFFS GOLDBLUM about which kind of dinosaur is most handsome
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TROLLHUNTERS Guacamole recipe: 1 Avocado, sliced 1.5 Mexican lime 1/4 to 1/2 white onion Sea Salt (two pinch) 2 tablespoons cilantro 5 ounces of milk Blend the avocado w the onion, salt and lime, add the cilantro and finally the milk (yeah, milk) use tostadas- not chips.
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I’m as big a Superman fan as the next guy, and I recognize this historic milestone, but $8 for a single comic is ridiculous.
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What I do know about Yoda is that he's a messy bitch who lives for drama.
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None of the men responding to this with jokes have ever given a woman an orgasm
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when u lean ur head against the bus window
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I had not thought of this. teapawt.net/alexsavinme/status/945…
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How corporate PR works in 4 parts
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Silent Night. Holy Night. Very Silent Night. Please Be Quiet Night. If You Make Noise It Will Hear Us Night.
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so many people i know right now are surrounded by people and yet feeling alone. so wherever you are right now, whoever you're with, whatever is going on, i hope you see this, and you feel for a moment that you aren't totally alone in your aloneness. we're all together...somehow.
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“THIS looks like a job for...Not Giving A Fuck!” *goes back to sleep*
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Here it is!! What you've been waiting for!! #UNLESHED3 😈 youtube.com/watch?v=aKDIBNWL… RETWEET – at College Park, GA
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Them: Wow you blocked me? I must've had you real bothered! Me before & after pressing block:
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lupin comic #2
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lupin comic
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D MINUS ONE HOUR!!! @dreamdaddygame
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John McCain is an American hero & one of the bravest fighters I've ever known. Cancer doesn't know what it's up against. Give it hell, John.
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New York's hottest club is Downtown F Train. This place has everything: darkness, sweat, nudity. It's like #Pride, but under the East River. – at Manhattan, NY
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NYC MISSING DOG ALERT: Arty, 43 lbs, last seen running out of Central Park and down W.83rd Chip: 0A01722447 Call: 8884663242 Please RT
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KINKSHAME THE BIRDS
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