Hello ducks 👋

The first episode of the Chef Qenis cooking show goes live on Instagram this Tuesday at 7pm EST. New recipes every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Follow him now so that you never miss any of his delicious recipes: instagram.com/chefqenis?srtk…

Woodland Qenis spotted!

Qenis got a good one 🐑🍬 #Qenis #iheartqenis #Halloween #CandyHaul

Now that I know how to do this, I'm not stopping at one.

Do you even watch the show?

>a woman likes my videos

"Have you ever had this experience, where you call one of these companies, and the AI assistant comes on the line... and you find yourself in the pouring rain, driving in your car, on speaker phone, yelling, "HUMAN BEING! HUMAN BEING! PUT A HUMAN BEING ON!"

"I suck at chess, man, I'm so bad... I'm so stupid! There's nothing that makes me more upset than losing at chess."

"American Psycho... fucking stupid movie."