5 reasons this is not ‘truth’ @elonmusk 1. Both y-axes have been shortened to exaggerate the increase/decrease 2. X-axis units are 2.5 years vs 7 days 3. Not mutually exclusive (CBS Evening News has an X account) 4. EVENING news, not total news 5. X usage peaks at elections

Why not take a trip down Guy’s Hospital for the NIGHTMARE OF YOUR LIFE

Love this gal. Love this show. Go watch @_JoGriffin if you’re up in Edinburgh! 😊

Trying to work out what’s better value: 2p a wipe or £2.08 for 100 shits?

📣 I can finally share my first short film THE RAISIN with the world! 📣 🎬 Winner of Best Foreign Short at LA Comedy Festival 🎬 🎥 youtu.be/e_ofen9SDeM 🎥 🍿 Watch and like and share and stuff! 🍿

Host’s a bit odd but worth it for the lineup… 🎟 dice.fm/event/grbg5-k2b-pres…

Goodbye fringe - love yaaaaa!!!

Yes please.

Anyone know if this is an impact crater? Looks a step up from kids with spades…

IQ here is based on SAT results. This is the correlation (ie none) for the verbal reasoning scores. The correlation on your graph is highly skewed by math scores on the SAT, which is obviously going to be higher for mathematical majors.

Thank god for this toilet plan I was about to shit in the sink

Scroll through your medicines on the NHS app for your best ever prescription… Mine’s two laxatives and 112 morphine tablets

Oh dear they’ve let this gormless chap host his own quiz round on #QuestionTeam tonight on @davechannel 🤦‍♂️

What a book for my cat to vomit on

An actual review for ‘The Night Before Christmas’. Pathetic behaviour