SWE by day, existential crisis surfer by night 👩🏻‍💻🇫🇷 French nerd since MCMXCVI ~ « hawk tuah frenchcore IT posting » - @equacc ~ phamous tehc infulencr

Paris, France
Joined October 2023
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the universe has a profound sense of humour but the ego can't take a joke
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nobody sane needs an app, it's just a thing for big corpos. people want affordable housing and normal salaries, not "democratized citizenship dev" slop
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You are loved.
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France is insane because it’s like an entire society run only by French people
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Magdalena retweeted
if you shower you’re in the top 1% of CS majors
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Magdalena retweeted
90% of coding is waiting for a fever dream where the entire code is revealed to you
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Replying to @latinedisce
Fluctuat nec mergitur
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that one Jira task nobody had time to implement since 2016:
REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025 thesun.uk/6019BvkRf
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Magdalena retweeted
No fucking way am I watching a infosec talk in Minecraft
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Replying to @razerx100
New stuff isn’t necessarily good stuff.
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Magdalena retweeted
Me explaining to my boss why we should use Rust.
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Come hang out with @StroutMotivateU, myself, and the founding ladies of @tetherballcoin tomorrow where we’ll be discussing crypto, blockchain and more! xitter.cf/i/spaces/1mrGmMpXYXZGy

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Magdalena retweeted
If Microsoft can brick your computer remotely by accident without your consent, they can do it on purpose too btw
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The outage today was not a fault of Microsoft, rather a result of a faulty Crowdstrike software update that was pushed out to Windows Clients. apnews.com/article/tech-o….
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Magdalena retweeted
go to church anon
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Thank the lord piracy is an option
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Replying to @o_stefanishyna
Generative AI plateaued.
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“We’re returning to office because our company culture is so important” The culture:
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