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i come here for the jokes. i could never see these things in real life. i am a parody. Views expressed are my own or your mother's

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined April 2023
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After a certain tax bracket, im leaving social media bruh
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Ryeal ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
El-Sayed: "How expensive is having kids? ... The party that wants to tell me that they're pronatalist, their solution is: let's cut taxes for the billionaires, and let's go to wars we have no business fighting... do not be surprised when people don't have kids."
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Yall didnโ€™t care when Kamala had a white husband. Stop being weird
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Good evening/morning/afternoon guys
americans are voting to bomb us with bombs that are blue colored instead of red colored
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americans are voting to bomb us with bombs that are blue colored instead of red colored
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โ€œthe dems are against bombing youโ€ This was my daily route from school when they were in charge yโ€™all just dumb and ignorant
americans are voting to bomb us with bombs that are blue colored instead of red colored
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I will participate in Mustache November or something
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we are not forgetting you are a war criminal too
Tonight, the American people sent a clear message โ€” they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face. These results were only possible because outstanding candidates stepped forward in every region of the country โ€” including in areas once considered long shots. They came from different backgrounds and represented a range of political perspectives, but were united by shared values, a belief in public service, and a commitment to putting the people of their districts and states first. We also owe a debt of gratitude to the thousands of election officials and volunteers from both parties who helped ensure a smooth election and carried out one of the most essential functions of our democracy. While this administration has another two years in office, our job now is to roll up our sleeves, make changes wherever we have the power to do so, prevent further damage, and lay the groundwork for the future.
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This is why I donโ€™t believe in coincidences
Unearthed video: Bill Clinton praises the 2007 University of Michigan senior speaker, Abdul El-Sayed, on his commencement speech "I don't want to embarrass your senior speaker. But I wish every person in the world who believes that we are fated to have a clash of civilizations and cannot reach across the religious divides could've heard you speak today. I just wish every person in the world could've heard you speak today."
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Welcome to the United States of Allah fuck nigga
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Ayo
BREAKING: Netanyahu officially loses majority in Israelโ€™s election.
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NIGGA IT IS OVER
Now that democrats are going to take congress, you can kiss American AI development goodbye. They're going to pass some retarded environmental data center legislation that kills American innovation and lets China win the AI race
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Viven Un Country๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ
el ingles nunca podrรญa darme esta joya
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el ingles nunca podrรญa darme esta joya
Unpopular opinion: Spanish is an ugly language. Both in written and spoken forms.
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This story still floors me. You not only cheat, you have my kids in bed with your cheater? Brudda what
โš ๏ธ In California, a man came home early from work and walked in on his wife in bed with another man โ€” and their two young children. Ismael Pinedalopez (34) allegedly found Nicholas Garcia (28) in the bedroom of their Anaheim home. According to prosecutorsโ€ฆ Ismael stabbed Garcia multiple times while the coupleโ€™s daughter (2) and son (4) were still in the bed. Garcia died at the scene from his wounds while Ismaelโ€™s wife and children were not physically harmed. Ismael was arrested at the house and charged with murder, with a weapon enhancement. If convicted, he faces up to 26 years to life in prison.
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๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸฝOnce it becomes like this, its over
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Republicans began to lose when the narrative was that they are spending billions on wars that have nothing to do with them. Americans voted them to keep america, American.
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Wait narrative implies that its wrong. Its not wrong
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๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ต
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Hmmmm
Watching so many people finally saying out loud what we're all thinking is very satisfying
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