Scott

Ah well, at least the impending heat death of the universe will release us all from this pain and suffering we endure. Sweet, sweet nothingness. Lovely. #SaintsFC

I will not hear slander about potentially the best value signing we’ve made in years. Matsuki is: #SaintsFC

Has anyone seen Portsmouth? #SaintsFC

Preston without a clean sheet since FEBRUARY. Roll on Southampton Football Circus. #SaintsFC

Maybe we should start standing behind slightly further back trees than last season? #SaintsFC

Downes wasn’t running last weekend and still isn’t today. What’s happened to him? #SaintsFC

Absolutely unbelievable that a seasoned professional player with over 300 league appearances suddenly can’t play well when he’s positioned 10 yards further left than normal. Stephens isn’t a real person. #SaintsFC

Most nailed on 2-1 loss from an under hit Stephens pass in the 90th minute you’ve ever seen. #SaintsFC

Shite. Utter shit again. #SaintsFC

Ay lads fancy not being absolutely wank for 5 minutes? #SaintsFC

A summary of the Sport Republic model for anyone that isn’t Goztepe for some reason. #SaintsFC

What a bizarre referring display for both sides there, yes let the game run on but some of the challenges both ways that went unpunished were insane. Classic game though, very good display from both sides. #SaintsFC #WBA

Matsuki is BALLING out right now. #SaintsFC

That was always going to happen after spending the first half slagging him off! Fair play I guess. 😂 #SaintsFC

Downes has no energy today, a lot of the reason we’re getting overrun. Should bring on Bragg or Barnaby Williams at half time. #SaintsFC

Edozie needs to come off already. Left side of the pitch is all over the place trying to chase shadows because of poor positioning. Horrendous. #SaintsFC

Edozie is shite. Pass it on. #SaintsFC

For Lewis Hamilton (106) to have the same race wins per year average as Leclerc (9), this is the car he’d have been driving back in 1920 when he won his first race. #F1 #MexicoGP

“The car is very difficult to drive!” Yeah mate, that’s because there’s a fucking idiot holding onto the steering wheel. #F1 #MexicoGP

If Charles Leclerc was assisting in a surgery and the doctor asked for a scalpel, he’d hit the patient over the head with the anaesthetic bottle. The guy cannot operate in a team. #F1 #MexicoGP