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I'm a great parallel-parker. I know, it goes against all sexist logic.

Arlington, VA
Joined January 2009
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Replying to @RotoStreetWolf
Start Sean Tucker or Jaylen Warren?
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Replying to @FFToday
Start Zach Ertz or Kendrick Bourne in the flex spot? #AskFFT
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I was trying to find a media contact for a fluff piece on Biden. Filled out the generic contact form and this auto-response has nothing to do with my request 馃槀 why can't I get a media contact for my NoVa mag piece @WhiteHouse @POTUS
So, does @Potbelly have a customer service team? @PotbellyService hasn't responded to any emails or DMs...
People are impressed that Jeff Bezos and @richardbranson are doing their own space race with their own $, but I'd be a lot more impressed if they used their own $ for something more useful like eradicating homelessness. $20 billion = $20 to them bit.ly/3ygqIcb
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"How is this called The Learning Channel?" my husband asked as a promo for Seeking Sister Wife came on TLC.
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Replying to @beckyyerak @hbomax
Just saw your other tweet about it and it sounds verrrrrry intriguing
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Replying to @beckyyerak @hbomax
No! I will add it to the list! Is that old or is it new? Not that it matters... just binged The Wire after all
I know I'm about 13 years late, but I am really sad The Wire is ending/ended (@hbomax is awesome)
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Do you think if I mix a bunch of Benefiber in my mac and cheese it'll even out things for my high cholesterol?
Replying to @lollieshopping
Is this neighborhood in Henderson or Summerlin?
Replying to @kiiiiittttttttt
Try The Queen's Gambit instead
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"Wait, don't spill those! (Sigh) You're like a drunk person." - my husband to our toddler
Replying to @hulu_support
@hulu_support I signed up for a free trial but when I upgraded the plan, the trial went away? What happened?
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Is it bad that I'm glad the pandemic made it so I don't have to think up a cute family Halloween costume this year?
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Replying to @San_Diego_Steve
Have you met people here? This unfortunately would never work.
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They're great for keeping the kid busy, but why isn't there any volume control on kids toys? Whyyyyyyy?
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Me in my 20s: workout tanks with built-in bras are so convenient, no need for a sports bra! Me in my 30s: wearing workout tanks with built-in bras every day are so convenient, no need to wear an actual bra in public!
Replying to @CrcleK
I believe the people on @90DayFiance use apps for this type of thing
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to wear a mask when you're driving alone in your car.