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C Sparrowhawk

@_Slegs

I never wanted to join Twitter in the first place; now I've joined it twice.

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Joined June 2012
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This week's Saturday night is sponsored by butternut squash risotto and 'She's the One' on Magic FM and I'm not even remotely sorry.
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Happy to report that trial smoke-free weekend (inc. Friday according to T&Cs) is going well.
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I am wearing the sort of outfit that would make ex boyfriends breathe delirious sighs of relief.
My running aesthetic is definitely less sporty young professional and more deranged escapee.
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Screw the right-wing press; @Sainsburys know Christmas Day when they see it #piggate
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Well, I for one have had a bloody brilliant Christmas. If anyone wants me I'll be falling asleep in front of Doctor Who #piggate
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@davelackie20 Sep 2015
Beautiful Autumn browns in this @Guerlain eyeshadow palette "Les Cendres"! WIN it! To enter, follow @davelackie & RT
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If I'd known that being a grown-up would just be an endless carousel of hobbling about buying reduced jelly then I wouldn't have left home.
Waiting for prescription, aimlessly browsing chemist. Durex have renamed 'Pleasuremax' 'Pleasure Me'. Kids these days are so selfish.
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@ThePoke13 Sep 2015
#recap If entertainment magazines were honest thepoke.co.uk/2015/09/08/ass…
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It's not going BACKWARDS, it's going LEFT. Some people have *no* sense of direction.
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<3 59% <3
My, what a sensible bulletproof vest. Good to see it protecting all key target areas like THE HEART AND LUNGS.
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Er, hi, @StylistMagazine ? When you have depression, friends are not simple. They're actually really hard. teapawt.net/stylistmagazine/status…
Stylist Magazine (@StylistMagazine) profile pictureStylist Magazine@StylistMagazine24 Aug 2015
The one thing that’s proven to fight and prevent depression (it's simple and free) stylist.co.uk/life/the-one-t…
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Bellinis and deep fried macaroni cheese: birthday brunch of champions.
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Things I should stop justifying as 'early birthday presents to me': ordering Christmas decorations online; straights; not walking to work.
Someone on this train just used a hashtag in actual real-life speech. Would ANYONE blame me if I just went home and got back into bed?
It's 1 of life's cruelties that when other girls wear skirts w/black ankle boots they look banging but when I do it I look like Joanna Claw.
Ian doesn't seem 100% convinced that my 15plates 14 side plates 12 saucers 8 bowls & 27 misc teacups/mugs are all crucial assets to our home
A fox just tried to jump through our window!!!! This is the most exciting thing that has ever happened. – at Lambeth, London
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