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rach.

@_Smeg
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Joined August 2009
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE @NoahKahan make my whole life complete by playing Call Your Mom in Glasgow tonight!! I need a cathartic ugly cry to fix all lives issues 🙏🏼♥️
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I’m one minor inconvenience away from a mental breakdown 🫠
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Em excuse me Starbucks? Paid for a large and get handed half filled cup of foam and burnt coffee.. 😭
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GET IN 💪 #SCODEN
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Every night Don puts on a movie for “background sound” to fall asleep… and I lay awake until stupid o’clock watching it 🙃🤡
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Has anyone had issues with their #Spotify profile showing as someone else’s name and picture? Don’t know if Don has been hacked or Spotify is just having a meltdown?
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When you’ve been trying to squeeze into a 34DD only to discover you’re a 34GG 😳😳😳😳 excuse me, ma’am? #bigtittybitches
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Politics, religion, race; if there’s on thing the country can unite on, is a national hatred for the Ticketmaster website 👍🏽
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Everyone in Ticketmaster website #Ticketmaster #Oasis25
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Come on, Scotland!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Good luck, from all at Cardonald Primary!
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Hayfever is kicking my ass this week, kids. I’m not having a great time
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I’d be rolling in money if I was blocked from ordering takeaways.
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Need to order outfits to try on for my 30th 🫠 I keep scrolling , giving up, ordering nothing and telling myself “uckt I’ll do it tomorrow” - I’ve got less than 2 weeks. – at Renfrew, Scotland
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But why are all the dresses tight fitting and tops cropped? 🫠🫠🫠 I’m a chubby, self conscious gal – at Renfrew, Scotland
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“At’s you mummy” whilst pointing at picture of mummy pig - Luca (2 years) Thanks son 🥲 – at Renfrew, Scotland
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My life is seriously lacking in cheese at the moment. December is usually all about the cheese and crackers. So disappointed in myself 😪 – at Renfrew, Scotland
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A truly humbling experience tonight of trying to find an outfit for a night out. If I didn’t hate my appearance before, I definitely do now. Absolutely dreading this now 🫠 – at Glasgow, Scotland
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Staring at my flubber under the hideous changing room lighting – at Renfrew, Scotland
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