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I love when cats stop in the middle of giving themselves a bath and stare off into the distance like they're trying to remember if they turned the oven off before they left for work.
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Brand new Gone Fishing series starts tonight on bbc 2 9pm... tonight's show is Teds last appearance... so sad
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A haunted house for introverts:
People jump out unexpectedly and try to make small talk with you. Just when you think you’ve made it out, you enter a room full of people networking, and everyone wants to introduce themselves and exchange contact information
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[Recap:] "It's capable of inspiring audiences." An article considering the impact Taskmaster has on British comedy.
comedy.co.uk/tv/taskmaster/f…
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Everyone: Are you okay
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: You look upset
Everyone: You look annoyed
Everyone: Are you mad at me
Everyone: What are you mad at
Me: IT’S JUST MY FACE
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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “HI!!!”
My first instinct when I see a person is to look busy and hope they don’t talk to me
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Having a FaceTime at lunch and explaining to our toddler “You can see Daddy’s at work, because he’s wearing a tie and his hair’s all neatly combed”. I think I won’t try to explain the unusual extra dimension for now. She might as well just assume he’s got a real job.
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Has something like this happened to you? Maybe you should grab yourself a brand new t-shirt from our Bandcamp. Especially cos it’s Bandcamp Friday so there’s no extra fees for us! hornesection.bandcamp.com/me…
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Not a fan of small talk or big talk. Medium talk isn’t so great either. My interactions with dogs and cats though are always top notch
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Who says Alex Horne can’t hold a note? Here he is showing off on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.
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Not true. Never worn a cardigan.
Hey @BBCNews I think someone picked the wrong photo, unless @AlexHorne has been up to mischief




























