Dj & RHS Medal winning Landscape Designer from Kent now in London. Great ear & maybe a better eye plus once upon time was half tidy golfer too 🏌🏽👬 🎧 🇬🇧 🌳
London, England
Joined January 2009
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When @Specsavers pester you just to make sure you show up, then they cancel your appointment when your at the reception desk inside the store having popped in early. Then they try and bullshit you about only just finding out that someone was calling in sick..🐄💩
When @UberEats deliver food on a lunchtime that was cooked an hour before…but insist it’s hot on pure guesswork alone.. 👏👏👏 @McDonalds
Who are the commentators for the @WalkerCup . Never heard such piss from a pair of wallopers. Apparently GB&I can’t hit a golf shot.. 🤦🏻
Amazed to find out @O2 want to charge me £30 a tb of data once my allocation runs out when they deliver it at this sort of standard. The network can’t even hold a WhatsApp call without constant reconnection issues.
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Anyone thinks Bergvall should have picked up that first booking has shit in one’s eyes.. wipe up the tears.. diddums 😂😂#spursliverpool #coys
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So, Trump winning the Masters… that’s a goer right, seems you can do anything with a following and a few quid. #PaulTyson
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Hey @Michael_Rapino stop robbing people double face value tickets for @oasis you absolute sausage with your surge pricing model. #Oasis25 #RobbingRapino
Serious question to @oasis , how do you feel about @TicketmasterUK increasing the cost of tickets, £150 to £355, as they are “in demand”… be a bit of shit tour of they weren’t no? Pipe up whenever you fancy @TicketmasterUK as you keep dodging the question?
Seems @oasis @liamgallagher and Noel have had their pants pulled down by @TicketmasterUK Absolute circus of a set up.
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Hey @nealmaupay_ Do you think the ref deserved your normalisation of abuse whilst simply doing his job.. two game ban for foul language and abuse. “Ref was only trying his best” #everton #maupay @mattwheelerdj
Imagine another job where it’s normalised to get abuse like this.
Hanging around at a train station to scream at men who are trying their best…
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. @APCOAUK your website, app and machines are garbage. Take a note out of @RingGo_parking book.. they do it so much better.
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Hats off the guy that went looking for Lowrys ball and found it in the middle of a rain forest.. 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻 #TheOpenChampionship
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Ticket staff at Brandon station for @greateranglia trying to charge £91 for £71 ticket that is £14 booked the day before. Can’t wait for this lot to be privatised.
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Dorries on Ch4 is going to be fun if the start is anything to go by. 🤦🏻#channel4 #Election2024
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