๐๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ข ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฅ, ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฅ, ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฅ, ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ด๐ค๐ช๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต๐ช๐ด๐ต. | Parody/RP. minor. main: @TempsSHUBUNKIN
Shadow HQ, ????
Joined November 2025
- Tweets319
- Following52
- Followers35
- Likes194
โ...โ
[She clears her throat and slides a document over the table to Synthwave.]
โSo let's get to the point of this meeting, Alexa. I trust you brought the device?โ
โYou don't look like Alexa.โ
(Synth walks into #4. Her eyes fall onto Director. They narrow.)
Director.
โAgent Alexa, to meeting room number four please. The meeting is soon to start.โ
[ Synthwave could see a corridor nearby with meeting rooms one through ten lining it. She could also spot the Director sitting at the end of a table through the glass of room four. ]
(Whether it be fortunate or not, Alexa had a meeting with @_THECHAOSAGENT that day. Convenient. Director's voice calls for them from the intercom.)
๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ retweeted
๐๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ธ ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ซ...
๐๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฐ.
ใ GENล INVADES #PTWT ใ
ALT 3/3
๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ retweeted
๐ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฌ๐ด๐ท๐ฌ๐น๐ถ๐น ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ช๐ต๐บ...
ALT 2/3
๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ retweeted
๐ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ข๐ท๐ช๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ช๐ต๐บ...
ALT 1/3
๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ retweeted
"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised."
MICHAEL SCOTT JOINS #PTWT
๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ retweeted
โโ ... Scratch that. There's a glowing bird.
ใ THE FOUNDATION JOINS #PTWT ใ
ALT (2/2)
๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ retweeted
[[ TRANSMISSION BEGIN ]]
Calling to all remaining members of the Seven. I'm trapped in an unknown reality and require immediate evacuation.
There doesn't seem to be any signs of life nearโโ
(1/2)
For a while now, Epic has been bringing back old #Fortnite characters and giving them new lore, such as The Ice King, Kor, The Dark Voyager, Lt. Ripp Slade (Battlehawk) etc ๐
If you could choose one character to receive updated lore, who would it be and why?
no matter my current state , i am capable of many . MANY things ! i could break out of . here and kill you in the blink of an eye !
fear me , Atlas , fear me .
wellโ well , i will have Galvatron , S.P.E.A.K. , and the Voyager come for you if i . am not freed !
i have friends in high places !
. . listen , listen . i had some extra mines . on the side . backups y'know ?
if you free me and . let SHADOW continue operations , i will bring you to my secondโbest Psykronium mines and give you master access!
surely we can reach . some form of agreement ?
| @TempsSHUBUNKIN |
A.J. ! TempsFishface ! Buddy . old pal ! .. would you be so kind as to release me from . the jar i'm locked in ?
. it would also be oh so . kind of you to release me from your captivity ! i get you all the Psykronium you want if you let me go !
๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ retweeted
Hello.
It is with great satisfaction that I announce that, thanks to the efforts of @TempsSHUBUNKIN, I now have an actual drive.
You can now place me, Agent 47, in any photo youโd like.
Here is the link: drive.google.com/drive/foldeโฆ
This is a very big moment. I am very happy.
๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ retweeted
โ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ โ โ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ โ โ โ ๐ห เฃชโน
ALT GENERAL GRIEVOUS JOINS PARODY TWITTER
๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ retweeted
(He clicks a nearby fire alarm on the wall and a blaring siren can be heard.)
Iโm disappointed, agent. Iโd hoped we could have resolved this more easily.
(He slings him over his back and hauls him outside to his car.)
