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Joined April 2020
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There's always one thought at the back of my mind. When can I go home ? Village people did a big one with me. Can't lie
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There is rice at home
You’ll reject a boy and suddenly they love their babe and start posting her🤣🤣
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ningekua mbaba polygamous ningevalisha bibi zangu nguo za kufanana tukienda out.
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The fact that the maid in question is a literal child!!!?!?!?!? What's going on in Nigeria
People are dragging this woman for saying it’s easy to spot a maid, but I actually understand her point. 😂 Let’s be honest, must everybody wear expensive clothes to look presentable? The maid’s dress might not have had the same finishing as the children’s clothes, but that doesn’t mean she looked bad. Some of you have allowed class consciousness to enter your brain so deeply that you can no longer appreciate simplicity. A person can wear an ordinary dress and still look decent. Not everybody has to wear clothes with fancy designs, expensive fabrics, or perfect finishing before they can appear in public. And let’s not forget that the woman is a maid, not a fashion model attending a runway show. Why are people suddenly acting as if her outfit is a crime? There is absolutely nothing shameful about wearing simple clothes. Poverty is not a character flaw, and simplicity is not a crime. Take it or leave it.
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The horrors persist, but I persist more horribly [threatening]
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Halloween is two days away but the only thing haunting me is what we could’ve been.
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This is so devastating. Christ
4-month-old baby dies after hospital worker injects milk into his veins. Read the full story here: tinyurl.com/49v6auhb
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This is definitely a sign
Today is National Text Your Ex Day.
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adhd is erectile dysfunction of the mind
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I don’t want no nigga I’m dating looking at my Twitter. This is my diary. Go find you some business.
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Keep things vague.
Watu wenye mnaongea na multiple people, how do you make sure you don’t forget what every single person likes without mixing it all up?
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your honor im not from this planet
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One of the things I did not expect about the UK is how crappy most of the mobile networks are. I changed service providers thrice before I got one that was fairly consistent. The only good thing is that transferring your number to a new provider is really easy
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But also it probably doesn't help that I was always picking low cost plans. £7 for 40GBs and unlimited calls and texts 😅
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For some reason it had never occurred to me that Odeon Cinemas are international. Just thought ni hii yetu tu. Then I came across one in Edinburgh and it became one of my favourite places. Made better by the fact that it was on one of the routes "home"
Straight from the sands of Arrakis. 🏜️ Take a first look at the Dune: Part Three merch, coming soon to ODEON.
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I really did have the best year in Scotland. But I am still who I am and sometimes all I wanted to do is come home. So sometimes I'd just tell myself Acha nifike odeon nione kama Kuna 23B. It was never there but those little walks almost always boosted my mood
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Unalea mtoto vizuri; he's hitting all milestones vizuri, then at month 5 anapata 1 second-3 second convulsions, Unaenda kwa paediatrician you pay 3k; She says it's an emergency and you need to book a Neurologist for 4k, you do it. The Neurologist sends you to do an EEG-
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I have enjoyed two whole months of blissful unemployment. But all good things must come to an end.
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