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Not the hero X deserves but the hero it needs

Joined December 2023
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They are going to put Mitch McConnell’s brain in John Fetterman’s body like this
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I can watch this multiple times and still smile
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When Juanita Broaddrick finally fucks off and dies..
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Today marks the 10th anniversary of the Charlie Hebdo attack, where Islamist gunmen killed 12 people in response to the magazine's controversial cartoons. So, naturally, we should all share the cartoons on X, highlighting the importance of free speech and the right to satire.
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Very accurate 😂
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Oklahoma and Massachusetts were not the only two states where all counties voted for the same candidate. All counties in West Virginia also voted for Donald Trump All counties in Hawaii and Rhode Island also voted for Kamala Harris. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Unit… en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Unit… en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Unit…
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Remote workers at 8:58am before a 9am meeting
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After Coca Cola has refused to serve Jesus, our family is joining the #BoycottCocaCola movement, as today I spent $1000s on cases of Coke’s competitors like Sprite, Fanta, Dasani and Mr. Pibb.
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Uncle Tom retweeted
Chiefs do it again..
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Mahomes and Kelce look like the dipshit henchmen in a Jason Statham movie.
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Extremely frightening shit, and I’m not being funny.
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Throwback especially for @HeUsedBrandX — it’s still just as good as ever 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 “Check out the big brain on Brad!!” “I DON’T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING.”
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Without the beard, JD Vance looks like that guy who stole Pee-Wee Herman’s bike.
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If I go to a funeral and I see this trust me I'm leaving 😭😕😂
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I post this every couple of months because I still think it’s the funniest thing that ever happened and everyone in the world should see it.
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Well ain’t this a piece of sh!t. @Heritage you screwed your legacy for what? Trump. F’n pathetic.
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I’m told that, in response to my prior tweet, @EliseStefanik deleted her 1/6/21 statement — that those who stormed the Capitol “must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.” Here is Elise’s statement again. Feel free to share. #nomorecrackpots
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Fire sale on all Ron DeSantis merch today!
BREAKING: Ron DeSantis is suspending his presidential campaign. @NBCNews
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