Everybody’s dying bitch.

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I will make January 6th look like a pillow fight
Rfk jr definitely gonna make these things illegal
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This week’s Sarah McLachlan Special… USC
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Leonard Moore loading… ⚠️ CAUTION: RESTRICTED AIR SPACE ⚠️ #GoIrish☘️ | @LeonardKevMoore
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The perennial 9-3 and 8-4 SEC teams will finally have something to feel good about other than the patch on their jerseys
Sources: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, per sources. The new format will start in 2027 and is expected to come together in the near future, pending final approvals.
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Remember when Bagel Boss Guy was the only thing in the news? Simpler times.
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NEW: The U.S. is using Xbox video game controllers to control infrared lasers to dismantle Iranian infrastructure, according to the New York Post. "If you’ve shot a Spartan laser in Halo, you can probably fire [one of the cutting-edge weapons] in real life." "Sec Hegseth was able to take over a controller and shoot down a drone with, I think, a couple minutes of training," Jared Keller with Laser Wars told The Post about a laser demonstration in New Mexico. The military is reportedly using reconfigured Xbox controllers because, "why reinvent the wheel with a specialized control system when you can just use an Xbox controller?" The U.S. military is using the lasers in the Strait of Hormuz, taking out "drones and incoming cruise missiles at a much lower cost than using more expensive kinetic weapons like missiles,” according to the Department of War. The lasers are invisible to the naked eye and heat up the surface they are directed at until the object explodes or melts.
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Watching an Arthur Smith offense implode on primetime
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Sark hittin the bottle tonight?
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A new SpongeBob episode, Band Geeks, earns the show’s highest ratings yet as it ends with an epic live-action Super Bowl homage.
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It's The Year Of Our Lord, Two Thousand And Twenty-Six, And Notre Dame Is About To Go UNDefeated s.barstool.link/c/article-35…
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THE UNDEFEATED BLOG WILL BE PUBLISHED TODAY. LOCK IN☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️
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Tyler Eifert That guy rocked.
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#Giants officials have been alerted to a man named Darius Slayton who has allegedly been impersonating an NFL wide receiver for several years, per sources. The scheme is believed to be highly sophisticated, as multiple coaching staffs and players have fallen for it.
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Halo nuggets
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let it go
BREAKING: Preseason College Football AP Poll🚨 on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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you can replace calories from food with calories from alcohol btw
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Walgreens putting gambling prepaid cards in the “Financial services” section is comically wild.
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What if I told you there are college football games this month? Is that something you might be interested in?
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Unfortunately the song of the summer is, for the 28th year in a row, Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas
imagine if we finally got a song of the summer and it’s Rock Lobster by the b-52s
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"Your witty wordplay based on the prompt is admirable, but I've deployed a vulgar slur for my answer. That appears to be Quiplash, Mr. Bond."
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BREAKING: ESPN has ended its partnership with Make-A-Wish as part of company-wide cost-cutting measures.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
ESPN has not ended its partnership with Make-A-Wish; the two organizations continue collaborating on the "My Wish" series, which ESPN announced is celebrating its 20th anniversary. espnpressroom.com/us/press-relea…
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