Β°Kinkster Β°Centrist Β°Lover Β°Fighter ~Submissive Switch, Fitness Bitch, Eclectic Witch~ ''Don't follow me so I'll follow you; I ain't no followback girrrl'' βοΈ
New England, USA
Joined September 2010
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Friend: "How good you tryin' to look?"
Me: "I want to look like a snack even in the @Target self-checkout camera."
Friend: (whispers) "Whoa."
Do we even need #hashtags anymore, or is #AI just automatically knowing what to show you in your #algorithm? Because half of my feed is the same stuff with no tags. Pretty sure I just answered my own question, though.
I have been ranting about this for over a week. The gender/sex division is heartbreaking and unnecessary.
Men, not all women hate you.
Women, not all men are scumbags. Stop assuming shit about the other sex and just get along. π
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Why is high protocol a dying lifestyle in #BDSM? π’ Where are my "old guard" #kinksters? Where are the true Masters?
I can only imagine it's because everyone is in survival mode these days and they can't commit to owning a slave and all of the intricacies entailed. Such a shame.
If you're sick of politics and negativity on Twitter, here's some goth girl smut for you instead. π€
When you surprise Sir by putting on the goth makeup He loves and waiting for Him on your knees with a glass of His favorite whiskey when He walks in the door - said makeup gets worn off within minutes of it being put on. π
#BDSM #Kink #Kinkster #submissive
Rocks.
... ROCKS. They're just making shit up now.
#Recall #AnotherRecall
Dear @Meta - You have once again proved that your platforms are severely out of touch and de-humanized. Fuck your censorship and fuck your AI garbage. I'll gladly deactivate my @instagram account in a heartbeat.
reddit.com/r/tryingtoconceivβ¦
Apparently Thought Policing against science-backed things is an ongoing trend. Can't even tell someone to practice mindfulness without it being seen as "dismissive" or woo woo. Fucking pathetic Reddit mods on a bullshit power trip.
It's wonderful to be able to stop actively #manifesting. I can relax now. Any affirmations I say are now solely for maintenance and to show gratitude. Any subliminals I listen to are to sustain my perfect life. I have finally achieved my dream reality. I am so blessed. β¨
Wishing @WhismanSucks a very β¨ happy birthing anniversary β¨ π₯³ ππ₯³ π₯
Guys...
PLEASE stop comparing #Trump to Hitler. Y'all sound ridiculous.
... he's clearly the Antichrist.
I cannot breathe because I'm listening to @Jimmypisfunny LOSE HIS SHIT on how 'Die Hard' is a Xmas movie on @YourStupidOpin2 while trying to do crunches at the gym
It IS a goddamn Xmas movie, BTW. One of the best Xmas movies - in fact, one of the best movies of all time, PERIOD.
Year 14 of being on (Twitter) and I am still not famous. I feel cheated.
I mean... I'm a fucking delight.
#MyXAnniversary
Picnic lunch in a cemetery on a beautiful late summer day while listening to my favorite podcast? Yes, please. #EnjoyTheLittleThings #GothGirlSummer #SmallTownMurder @MurderSmall
I finally started listening to 'Your Stupid Opinions' and now I'm at the gym giggling to myself like an idiot.
"English, motherfucker, do you speech it!?" π€£
@YourStupidOpin2 @Jimmypisfunny @WhismanSucks
A day of @MurderSmall coincidences:
First, as I'm listening to STM, my Sir starts paddling me while listening to an episode about a guy with sexual sadist tendencies... Then He gets me started on 'Deadwood', which I've been meaning to watch thanks to @Jimmypisfunny. π
π #TMI
Memenesia: When your friends ask for memes and you can't remember if you got the meme you're about to share from them or not. (Or if you already shared the same one you're about to share with them before.)
