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#Trappes ⚠️Image exclusive du terroriste raciste de Trappes et La Verrière.
Si Kevin T. était aussi fou qu’on veut nous le faire croire, pourquoi s’est-il arrêté uniquement lorsque son arme s’est enrayée ? Sans cela, le bilan aurait pu être bien plus lourd.
AuChaud_Ocho 🇨🇮 retweeted
quand tu croises un japonais en randonnée mais tu t’rends compte que ces pieds touchent pas le sol
On rémunère toujours les comptes certifiés ??? Parce que ces gens là s'en foutent du genre d'interactions qu'ils ont hein 😂😂😂
Même si c'est négatif, tant que ça fait réagir, c'est l'essentiel
Moi j’ai déjà mon petit plan hein 😭😂 Si je tombe enceinte de mon ex à 3 mois de mon mariage, je garde mon calme, je continue normalement avec mon homme… On va même multiplier les rapports pour qu’il ne se pose aucune question. 😭😂 Et le jour du mariage, je lui annonce : « Bébé, tu vas être papa ! » 🥹❤️
Le pauvre va célébrer sa paternité sans savoir que le calendrier a des secrets. 😭😭💀
AuChaud_Ocho 🇨🇮 retweeted
Le spermatozoïde d’un Japonais qui cherche l’ovule alors qu’il à fini dans une poupée gonflable
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Replying to @kat_pootie @GGMUCJ
THIS PART! I am not French but I won't seat idle while they shit talk black people.
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😅 Ángel Di María reveals how Mourinho instructed Real Madrid to fight and kick Guardiola’s Barça, while admitting he feared his teammates would injure Lionel Messi.
“Mourinho had instilled in every Real Madrid player’s mind that the only way to beat that Barça was by hitting, fighting and running more than them.
At times, I was worried they would injure Messi. I was more concerned about nothing happening to him than anything else.
Even in the Copa del Rey final, I kicked Leo because he was going on a counter-attack. I picked him up and said: ‘Sorry, but if I didn’t bring you down, they could score.’ He was impossible to stop.”
Mais elle a quel problème celle-là ??? Je l'ai bloqué sur ce compte pour ne plus voir ses bêtises là, et je finis par la voir sur mon autre compte. Pourquoi elle est comme ça ?? Elle veut quoi ???
AuChaud_Ocho 🇨🇮 retweeted
Messi got an ovation from a packed theater in Spain on Friday, with the King and Queen in the room, and he gave it about 30 seconds with his eyes on the floor, fiddling with his jacket button.
Then you see who else was on that stage.
One of them was Christina Koch. She flew around the Moon back in April, the first woman ever to do it.
Three more were the scientists who made reading DNA cheap. Two Cambridge chemists, David Klenerman and Shankar Balasubramanian, plus a French biophysicist named Pascal Mayer. Their work took the cost of reading one full human genome from over a billion dollars and about a decade down to roughly a thousand bucks and a single day. The company the two chemists started became Illumina, and most DNA sequencing on the planet still runs on their method.
Studio Ghibli was up there too, the studio behind Spirited Away, along with Patti Smith and the novelist Julian Barnes.
Messi was the most famous person in that building by a mile. Spanish reporters in the room said it looked like he didn't want to pull any of the spotlight off everyone else, so he let the applause go and got out of the way.
The award is the Princess of Asturias, which people in Spain call the Spanish Nobel. The same foundation honored Nelson Mandela back in 1992.
Football has had a weird history with this prize. Brazil's national team won it in 2002, Spain's won in 2010, and Casillas and Xavi shared it in 2012. In 2009 the jury had a Barcelona team that had just won the treble with a 22-year-old Messi, and they voted it out before the final round. A Russian pole vaulter ended up winning.
Seventeen years later, he's the first footballer to ever win it by himself.
Princess Leonor handed it to him and told the room she wasn't sure anything else on earth could make the whole world feel the same thing at the same moment.
He didn't give a speech. A guy with eight Ballon d'Ors was standing next to the people who made the genome cheap to read and a woman who'd just been to the Moon, and he treated his own ovation like he was holding up the line.
Un jour, la femme n'est pas une pondeuse, on doit réduire toute son existence au fait d'accoucher, on n'a pas à lui imposer d'avoir des enfants et tout...
Le jour d'après ça devient l'argument parfait pour ne pas avoir à faire un 50-50.
Ok
AuChaud_Ocho 🇨🇮 retweeted
Depuis tout à l’heure je vois des femmes dans la trentaine brandir de façon décomplexée leurs relations avec des hommes au début de la vingtaine. On va vous rappeler que vous êtes des PRÉDATRICES et des POINTEUSES. Être une femme ne vous exempte ni de la critique ni de la responsabilité.
Cherchez des hommes de votre âge au lieu de cibler des personnes plus vulnérables, malléables et impressionnables que vous.
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Les japonais après Hiroshima quand ils ont appris que la bombe s’appelait « Little boy »
Va loin
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