| I do music | Kick Picks Week 21 winner | Happily married | Fueled by @drinkfreshenup *Use code “LITER” at checkout | https://teapawt.net/t.co/cWW4LyNDMh
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To those that watch football and want to order wings,
Don’t. Order something tf else like pizza or something.
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Let’s try this again 🫣 #PitchKick
I’d honestly just be happy with the opportunity for the front page action. My life is too hectic for Dreamhack 😂😂
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God I hope CoD streamers and content creators don’t ruin @Battlefield 6 like they did @CallofDuty
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@CallofDuty vs @Battlefield
And this is why you won’t catch me on that garage Fortnite 2.0 ever again
Amongst other things
BF6 is gonna be perfection
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I guess you can say I’ve finally made it as a music content creator
Got my first hate comment 😂😂😂
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If only other controller players were as honest as this man 👏🏻👏🏻
It’s a long one, this is my official apology, and why I’m taking off the weekend…
I’ll be taking the weekend off socials…
I never thought yall would catch on this quick but here goes nothing…
To my fellow gamers, my Kick chat, the entire community, and probably my mom who’s still confused about what a “Cronus” is:
I, Kooterbomb must come clean.
In a moment of weakness, fueled by too many energy drinks and an unhealthy obsession with Call of Duty killstreaks, I made the grave decision to hardwire a Cronus into my PS5 controller. Yes, I yeeted my morals into the void and thought, “Aim assist go brrr.” I was wrong. So wrong.
Like, “pineapple on pizza” levels of wrong.
I take full responsibility for this egregious act of digital tomfoolery. My intention was never to ruin your Warzone lobbies or make you question your 0.3 K/D ratio. I just wanted to feel like a pro for 0.2 seconds. Instead, I’ve betrayed the sacred code of “git gud” and brought shame upon my DualSense, my clan, and that one guy who keeps yelling “CAMPER!” in Call of Duty voice chat.
To make amends, I’m:
1. Publicly retiring my modded controller in a ceremonial bonfire (streamed on Kick, obviously).
2. Donating 500 COD Points to a charity for noobs who deserve better.
3. Grinding Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 without any guides to atone for my sins.
I’ve already apologized to my PC in a private candlelit vigil, and it still won’t look at me. I’m working to rebuild that trust. I humbly ask for your forgiveness, or at least for you to stop spamming “CRONUS CHEATER” in my DMs AND CHAT.
Let’s rebuild this community one fair headshot at a time. 🙏
#NoMoreCronus #ImSorry #GamerRedemptionArc
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Inside of @KooterBomb’s controller confirmed
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If I can give anyone any bit of advice, it’s this.
It doesn’t matter how bad you think your job is or how unhappy you are in your job, hold onto that job for dear life because having a job and a steady paycheck is a privilege now.
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There isn’t a soul on this planet that has the level of love for mayo like this dude here.
Hell, he even created a specific alcoholic shot 😂😂
Ayo, my Mayo!
Featuring:
@Hellmanns
@sunnydelight
Song:
"Lost without My Mayo" by @RitiousBain
@kick @KickCommunity @MighmaOfficial @MighmaMob @DrinkFreshenUp
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The music community on @kick is unmatched!!
Thank you so much @DestroX88X , @EyeshaOfficial , and @OfficeDrummer for the freaking massive hosts!!! And huge shoutout to Mr. BigRoach for the 5 bomb 💚💚💚
Had to cut it off at the 2 hour mark thanks to my crap back 😭😭
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We love the @KickCommunity !!!!
Thank you so much for the front page love tonight 💚💚💚 doing what we do best, playing the guitar
Passed the love on to the super talented @JimothyBill
Believe we will be back to the normal stream schedule Monday
