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Juan

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Always moving. Never seen

 Florida, USA
Joined September 2011
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“But listen, kid. I can’t bring you with me this time.” 2 years ago today, ‘THE PENGUIN’ finale was released.
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Justin Jefferson cleaning out Carson Wentz's locker to make room for Kirk Cousins
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Kinfolk!
Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) profile pictureBleacher Report
@BleacherReportNov 10
🚨 Raiders are finalizing a trade to send Kirk Cousins to the Vikings for a 2027 third-round pick, per @TomPelissero KIRKO CHAINZ BACK IN MINNESOTA ❄️
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when HR reminds you to complete the anonymous employee survey
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Owning your Microsoft software after paying one time..
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) profile picture𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJobNov 6
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Gaddi@GaddiGmmNov 9
You gotta finish cooking the wings from Dominos at the house 🤣🤣🤣
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what a beautiful day to hop on 9 quick calls and not get any work done
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Y’all don’t drag Justin Herbert, Bo Nix , and Drake Maye enough. When it comes to Shedeur, Lamar, and CJ boy people have a whole lot to say.
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Ten✨@Tenasha06Nov 9
I've officially stopped expecting work to get better. Now I just clock in, accept the chaos and try to make it through the day with my sanity intact👍
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Jo@Jlashay3__Nov 8
I am ROLLING lmaoooo
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@LvilleSprtsLiveNov 8
TOUCHDOWN DANCE
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Basketball shorts under your jeans everywhere you go
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) profile picture𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJobNov 6
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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i have seen dudes send money as an apology. i can safely say i'll never be that sorry in my life she can go to hell...if she that mad🤣🤣
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don’t cut no grass while im sleep bitch ong
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Sorry, I can’t go. It gets dark by 5pm and I have astigmatism.
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آلاء@_er1pNov 5
I need a break from my own head
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work shift go by fast asl when you call off like damn i could of just went in
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jas@jjasholeNov 5
im so fucking sick of going to work
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t.@battinsonhiveNov 4
Make sure my gas $3 by tomorrow morning fck nga
House Democrats (@HouseDemocrats) profile pictureHouse Democrats
@HouseDemocratsNov 4
Let's get to work.
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