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Red bearded keyboard warrior with questionable decisions. šŸˆ Football • šŸŽ® Gaming • ⛳ Golf • šŸ“š Books Built like a bouncer. Humor like a warning label.

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Joined February 2009
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Since Mahomes became starter in 2018, the Chiefs have been penalized for 911 more yards than their opponents. Only the Saints have a worse penalty yard differential (- 1,092 yards). They also have 2nd worst penalty yard differential in the 4th quarter of games that were decided by 7 points or less since 2018. I am once again begging NFL Twitter to stop telling themselves what they want to hear and actually know the facts.
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Is there really no one better than Mike Tomlin to be an announcer? Dude always sounds like he’s trying to shout with a frog in his throat and it’s making me irritable
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Florida is to Texas what Missouri is to Florida. Kryptonite..
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Elite troll. šŸ˜‚ You reckon he was confident enough to pack it and bring it with him, or have an assistant go buy him one after the game? šŸ˜…
Florida head coach Jon Sumrall exits Texas’ stadium wearing a cowboy hat after the upset winšŸ’€ (via @GatorsFB)
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If UF beats Georgia in 2 weeks sign Sumrall and his whole ass staff (except the DC) to an extension asap.
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Fell asleep at halftime and just woke up to see we won šŸ˜… So lemme get this straight…. We get destroyed in the games we should win.. But then play like we have title hopes in the games we should get destroyed? What even is college football man..
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Pokemon Expedition - Tyranitar Holo Unlimited PSA 8. $5000 Many references available, message me if interested.
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GameStop Power Packs coupon: 25% off your first pack (up to $25 total value) using code 3K8UPU58. (To maximize your reward you’d need to get a $100 pack.) Valid until 10/31/2026 Only available to new customers. Enjoy šŸ¤™
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I don’t understand why anyone’s surprised by the last 2 weeks. Sumrall’s been saying since day 1 this team isn’t there… Those first 4 games lulled you to sleep and gave you a false sense of security.. We won 4 games last year.. Chill
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Jesus yall fools acting like the world is crumbling around you after this loss. Buncha bratty ass comments. Recruits see this shit. My god it’s the first loss under Sumrall. He’s otherwise been awesome. Stop calling for coaches heads every time they lose a game ffs #GatorsFB
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Missouri is our daddy.
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What I wouldn’t give to be in that locker room and listen to Sumrall’s half time speech. Light ā€˜em up coach. Especially the DBs
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Looking like wet noodles running around today.
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HOW TF WSS THAT FORWARD PROGRESS STOPPED?!?!
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Explain to me how you can change from ā€œrunner down by contactā€ to ā€œforward progress was stopped?ā€
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Hard Rock Bets Baccarat is a total scam. DO NOT PLAY IT. And no, I didn’t lose the a lot, but the patterns are so blatantly obviously rigged. Avoid, trust me.
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And that’s a 50 burger folks.
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Guess there aren’t as many good drugs out there as coach thought.. or are there? Inject this team straight into my veins! Let’s go boys!
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Couldn’t have dreamt up a better start if I tried! #GoGators
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Driving to Yellowstone to explore but you know we have priorities in this family. #SECFootball #GoGators
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Fat me trying to order @Wawa at 3:00a and I accidentally hit the Fuel button instead of Order and the light of the lord shines through my phone.
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