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A word to the wise: NEVER kill a spider. Killing a spider just makes the spider gene pool sneakier and more deadly.
𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳? 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦?
Rule of thumb-
It is best not to meddle in the affairs of dragons, for they are cunning and fierce, whereas we are crunchy and highly flammable.
- #TheWitcher on #HouseOfTheDragon
To become really good at anything, you have to practice and repeat, practice and repeat, until the technique becomes intuitive.
Being a Witcher is not a glamorous path.
Sometimes there are monsters. Sometimes there’s money.
Rarely both.
That’s this life.
Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degree is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all.
Life isn't a fairytale, my lady. If you loose your slipper at midnight, you might want to take it easy on the mead.
A true friend will lift you up when you're down & inspire you to try the impossible.
...Wait, I'm thinking of beer. Beer does that.
A word to the wise: If a R'Zhanian woman says she "wants to taste your lips," be careful.
She might just be hungry.
A secret about me: I love everybody.
Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and some I'd love to punch in the face.