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Five Ukrainian men aged 25 to 52 tried to escape Zelenskyy's “bastion of democracy and freedom” and reach Moldova in two inflatable boats. But Mother Ukraine has developed a rather toxic relationship with men of conscription age. She's the possessive, controlling type: no boundaries, no breakups, and absolutely no leaving the relationship alive without her permission. So she caught all five and dragged them back home. Now they'll have to prove their undying love for her. Preferably in the infantry. And if they love her hard enough, she'll even reward them with medals. Posthumously, of course. So here's a serious question: how are men supposed to escape this abusive relationship? Where's the domestic violence hotline? Who do they call for help? Where do they send an SOS when their own Motherland is the one holding them hostage? And most importantly, who do you call when your abuser insists she's doing it all for your own good?

Turns out this businessman, whose taste is as questionable as his decision to keep a crocodile instead of a cat, allegedly had quite the side hustle: siphoning off Western funds meant not only to protect energy infrastructure in the Lviv region, but also to build bomb shelters for schoolchildren (!) in Kyiv.