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Told my girlfriend that mum is deaf so speak loud and slow.
Also told mum that my girlfriend is special needs
Almost had an accident at work
In other news, it's the first time in about 15 years I've had to have a number 2 in a welfare unit
(Not good places,if you know you know)
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Sean Lock will be looking down and thinking "I knew this day would come".
He always knew Russell Brand was a wrongun.
What we all want to know is...
Did you laugh at his tiny cock ???
A wife is without her husband. Three children are without their Dad. Yet everyone thinks the real victim in this, is a drunk groupie, who was cheating on her boyfriend. Someone who has anonymity for life and will probably get a financial payout.
I don’t care what anyone calls me. I have a unique perspective on this as someone who had a romantic encounter with Russell in the naughties and then collaborated with him on a political campaign in 2014.
If this drunk groupie thought he was a predator, why would she stand by and watch him sleep with 1000s more women. Didn’t she care about those women?
It’s not true that women in the comedy industry warned each other about Russell. No-one warned me and it could not have been more obvious that I was connected to him.
Just because I am a woman, doesn’t mean I should "believe all women."
I would be more likely to believe women who report criminals to the POLICE. Not the media, decades later.
I believe in the right to a fair trial. Convince me it was fair!
Tell you what
Oasis fans can get awfully salty can't they
It's almost like they're bigger than jesus
Gaz retweeted
Oh God
California man, 97, dies at his own birthday party moments after dancing to Bee Gees’ ‘Stayin’ Alive’
nypost.com/2026/11/05/us-new…
Having to cut my own baps (it's what it says on the packaging) is not a job I need on a morning...
Good morning twitter fam
Huddersfield town 1-1 luton
I'll take that
Still top of the league
#UTT
Right
You lot can piss off
I'm about to watch Huddersfield town v Luton
#UTT









