@___caustic

if I said it; I meant it, fr

 Dallas, TX
Joined January 2013
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Just finished my 20th book of the year 🙂
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open.spotify.com/track/531fs…
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Potlucks should not be allowed unless everyone is bringing storebought food!!
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Imagine how I feel with my four 🫩
Bobby
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How it feels trynna run two separate accounts
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Just logged into EdFinancial and giggled at the amount they expect me to pay monthly
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My friends know that I have all the “blogs” blocked so I have no idea why I still get sent their posts
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The what???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
La Musa
@spvnishjointOct 26
I love watching people make normal , classic dishes. I’m so tired of Marry me Hennessy glazed hot honey chicken chipotle blackened fuck me pasta
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Anybody saying they don’t like it just ain’t met me!
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BLËUSKI
@BleuCapone21h
I’m at the bar 80% of the game. Damn them seats man lol im mobbin thru the game looking for da bad b*tches and everything
FOST@GeorgeFoster7222h
Da Benz is a party. You wanna sit in your same seat for 3 hours, be my guest. I AM gonna move around. For a myriad of reasons 😮‍💨
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@___causticApr 4
Some of y’all are so damn stupid it’s surprising to know that y’all are allowed to roam around unsupervised
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@___causticSep 2
You’re stupid! You’re not smart!!!
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m.@maaaddiiii__Oct 25
yall hoes pumpkined tf out that patch this october
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned
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your alt is safe with me
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gc.@KnowgcmusicOct 24
Mezcal tastes like someone left a cig in your tequila
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Drake wasn’t happy that I couldn’t make it to his birthday
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🎈@QuanSaid_Oct 24
The state fair will deep fry and put pickle juice up your ass if you’re not watching them folks
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Quese@marquesehurst1Oct 24
Classic, like you & me
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Jay ひ@Jay2wvyOct 24
twitter says I liked your post but actually I loved it I love you
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☆-boy@bagtaIkOct 24
I hate when people smell like smoke it’s so nasty
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