AV, like the cord.Opinions are my own, but jokes and puns are most likely my own bad versions of peoples good ones.
Columbus, OH
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Avriel Ralys retweeted
Duolingo just crushed the Super Bowl.
After airing this 5 second ad (which, lol), they immediately sent this push notification to all users, doubling down on owl booty.
Extremely sound digital strategy.
Totally ridiculous. Totally effective.
the Scooby Doo Movie has an immaculate chokehold on the music and style of everyone in their late-20s
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All I want for Christmas is
An Aoibox Green Monster Latex Full Head Mask Christmas Mask Party Props For Adult Fancy Dress
aka non-IP infringing Grinch mask amazon.com/dp/B081K1ST6N/ref…
Amazon keywords are wild, ya’ll
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I’m really looking forward to the “watch daytime tv, bicker with my parents and continuously eat and drink during waking hours” holiday next week
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Can some cookware Brand PLEASE surprise and delight Emily Mariko with wine glasses and better kitchen knives? Tired of seeing this girl drink wine out of mugs and use the same white and red knife to cute everything
I live for that panic moment in fall when you finally turn on the furnace and then spend the next 20 minutes sniffing around your house, worried that you’re actually burning it down
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if you don’t think asparagus rubber bands are THE best produce rubber band to reuse, you’re not eating enough asparagus
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who needs the safety of orthodontists or chiropractors when I have tiktok teaching me 8 different ways to remedy my TMJ at home, by myself
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instead of trying to read every single news article all day every day, doodle that “s” from middle school. see if you’ve still got it. #instead
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Avriel Ralys retweeted
First of all, we take care of grass stains AND invisible stains. Second of all: how dare you.
