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23/M/🇺🇸 - card carrying member of the Very Computer; enjoyer of the high frontier

Seattle, USA
Joined September 2021
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Dude I think I’m getting the Tetris Effect but with chamber pressure plots
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Finally, Seattle as advertised
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When I’m in a “taking fucking forever to reach the gate” challenge and my opponent is Seattle-Tacoma International Airport
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Tapping the sign
Babe wake up the other shoe just dropped for ozempic I KNEW it. It causes turbo cancer, right? It treats celiac disease
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If you are not yet fully pharmacology-pilled, I advise you to look up “Trikafta” and re-evaluate your stance
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Bandwagon-5 :D
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The haters predicted no jellyfish
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Gooooood morning from the Space Coast
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Would you guys believe I’ve never seen a launch in person before
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How it feels to spot all the Blue Origin employees on the SEA -> MCO flight
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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I’m no cinephile, but having just left the theater: yea this is deserved
‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ is the highest-rated feature film of all time on Letterboxd at 4.8.
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Can’t wait for a SpaceX Roadster to jump the badge check station at Cape Canaveral
We will make sure that it’s legal — at a minimum could be used to leapfrog golf carts in the Villages.
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“Sorry sir your DBIDS is expir -“ (gets obliterated by thruster exhaust)
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How Tesla Roadster drivers are gonna be moving on the Interstate
0-60 in 0.81 is nearly 3.5 Gs WHAT IN THE
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Stage 2 has officially left the rocket factory for the last time. 😢🫡 Now in Moses Lake, WA, it will undergo cryo proof testing and then a hotfire campaign with its Andromeda engine before shipment to our launch site in Cape Canaveral, FL.
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Saw this and it felt like discovering a nuclear bomb in a $15 Walmart screwdriver set
You can set up your iPhone to turn its volume to 100% and play GUMMO by Tekashi 6ix9ine any time its microphone detects a baby crying
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The Californians yearn for Seattle
Fully being serious when I say planting more trees in LA is a major issue for me and it’s unacceptable that almost all sidewalks have no shade whatsoever
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Forget p(doom), these guys should be worried about p(smite)
NEW: According to a bombshell report in the New York Times, Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah threatened to walk out of Pope Leo XIV’s AI encyclical launch in May because the pope rejected the idea that machines can be conscious. Olah’s team then privately lobbied the pope’s advisers “to take the possibility of model consciousness seriously.” Pope Leo XIV held firm. For months, Anthropic has wined and dined theologians and religious scholars under nondisclosure agreements, hoping they would bless the idea that Claude has moral standing. thelettersfromleo.com/p/nyt-…
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Breaking news: Amazon LEO found dead face down in a Bellevue ditch
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