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TL cleanse. A crow gets brushed and then grabs the brush and asks to get brushed more ☺️
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“Stick the Coronation Up Your Ass.”😯
Glasgow Celtic fans ahead of King Charles’ Coronation Saturday. 🏴👑
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A clever, and relaxing, illusion. Though it appears that each ball is moving in a circular motion, they are actually moving in a straight line.
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In the replies you'll find a lot of women knowing exactly what I'm talking about and a lot of men going "I do not see why one should not be precise in his manner of expression, I merely desire to clarify my intent lest my intentions be misjudged by hostile adversaries"
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I love these lost markers of time:
overmorrow: the day after tomorrow.
ereyesterday: the day before yesterday.
yestreen: yesterday evening.
yestermorn: yesterday morning.
sennight: a week (seven nights, just as 'fortnight' is fourteen nights).
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And there are lots of words for bats in Irish. These are my five favourites…
5. Laltóg (little bat)
4. Bás dorcha (dark death)
3. Leadhbóg leathair (leather shred)
2. Sciathán leathair (leather wings)
1. Amadáinín (little fool)
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Jane Eyre
Jane Fyre
Jane Water
Jane Erthe
Long ago, the four Janes lived togethir yn harmonye...
Until the Fyre Janes attackid.
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my wife keeps trying to have sex with me and it’s just like “i’m sorry but how would that further the plot? how would that move the story forward????”
