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killmoves

@__killmoves__

I tippy toe the fine line between Philosophy | Psychology | Engineering | Theology. Puppy naming consultant. 🦍🤝💪🏾 #ApesTogetherStrong

 I'll tell you when I land
Joined November 2014
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Not sure even YOU know what Nepo means
El Patron (@laolu_szn) profile pictureEl Patron
@laolu_sznNov 1
Met this Nigerian guy that says he’s been going to watch the Grand Prix every year since he was 13. Said he’s visited 80+ countries, I told him he’s a nepo baby and he doesn’t have an idea what that is
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@reidolson35Oct 28
New one.
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only cos you're adjacent to the hype
Aayush (@bhondu_ka_laddu) profile pictureAayush@bhondu_ka_ladduOct 29
Making jokes about trigonometry is a sin
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Crypto was always a psyop 🙌
Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) profile pictureWatcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruOct 29
BREAKING: World's largest crypto exchange Binance hacked with over $5.6 billion stolen: • $1.45 billion $BTC • $875 million $ETH • $234 million $TRX • $50 million $XAUT • $1.57 billion $USDT • $823 million $USDC • $75 million $WBETH • $88.5 million $RLUSD + $447.5 million additional cryptocurrencies This is the largest hack in crypto history.
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That's 860 units a day, 6000 a week - lol, carry on.
The Herald Zimbabwe (@HeraldZimbabwe) profile pictureThe Herald Zimbabwe
@HeraldZimbabweOct 26
Government targets one million housing units by 2030 heraldonline.co.zw/governmen…
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Why is the presumption not having a "third thing" the default? Just observing nonsense and mixing it with good English.
Steven Bartlett (@StevenBartlett) profile pictureSteven Bartlett
@StevenBartlettOct 22
Trevor Noah on why guys always need "the third thing" to hang out. @Trevornoah
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Trevor Noah on why guys always need "the third thing" to hang out. @Trevornoah
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 8
JUST IN: Trump declares anyone who uses the term Artificial Intelligence instead of Super Intelligence is “THE ENEMY!”
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The only reason the CEOs of these tech monopolies are spending wildly on data centers like they are is because they assume they will be granted an oligopoly that is too big too fail.
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crush vs crash has been backhand slapping Africans all week
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start??
27. (@dimvji) profile picture27.
@dimvjiOct 6
that phase when you start getting tired of your phone
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Thought this was Nutty O for a sec
Ballers In God (@BallersinGod) profile pictureBallers In God
@BallersinGodOct 6
Noni Madueke shares that when he meets Jesus, his achievements won’t be what matters.
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ApoloJacket 😭😭😭
Dandaro Online (@DandaroOnline) profile pictureDandaro Online
@DandaroOnlineOct 6
#dandarostreets WATCH: Dancehall chanter Killer T apologises...👏🏾💯✔️ Follow our WhatsApp Channel: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Vaa…
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Whole time you mean the salary just hit
by (@beyouforeal) profile pictureby
@beyouforealOct 4
I got my fucking spark back
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What type of uncles do you have that you need to be scared of???
HOUSE PORN (@HOUSEPORN___) profile pictureHOUSE PORN
@HOUSEPORN___Oct 3
I went to visit an uncle, and I was scared out of my wits 😭
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Funniest but realest combination of words ever created by mankind… “It’s niggas dying that ain’t never died before”
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Not a fish, boat or water in sight
Zimbabwe Republic Police (@PoliceZimbabwe) profile pictureZimbabwe Republic Police
@PoliceZimbabweOct 3
The ZRP has hosted an Angling competition for police officers in Gwanda, Matabeleland South. The Deputy Commissioner General (Crime and Operations) Learn Ncube officiated at the prize giving ceremony.
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You'll see me again Monday/Tuesday and you gotta decide if you fire me or not 🤷🏽‍♂️
Washingtons ghost (@washghost1) profile pictureWashingtons ghost
@washghost1Oct 3
I wouldn’t stay at a job that wouldn’t let me take off for my grandmothers funeral
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And still came to school looking like you're eating jawbreakers on both sides
Kathambi | Pan-African 💫🌍❤️ (@iamkathambi) profile pictureKathambi | Pan-African 💫🌍❤️@iamkathambiSep 30
Speaking of vacccines…does mumps still exist? It’s like some of yall forgot about mumps. In our olden days, kids used to randomly wake up looking like Glenn Quagmire 😂
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Speaking of vacccines…does mumps still exist? It’s like some of yall forgot about mumps. In our olden days, kids used to randomly wake up looking like Glenn Quagmire 😂
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