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it's frickin bats, i love halloween

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if aliens aren't real explain this:
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Alessondra Valle
@valessondra11Nov 10
Detroit when they have a new sports team to name
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Detroit Clutch (@pwhl__detroit) profile pictureDetroit Clutch
@pwhl__detroitNov 10
Introducing the Detroit Clutch.
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overcorrected my sleep schedule and now i’m awake at 5am 🫪
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not kitty saying “oh bitch damn” in reply to my 5 paragraph text message on what the plans are for saturday ☠️☠️ i’m actually crying real tears
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of course my niece got the mystery starbucks bear cup, literally anytime there’s a mystery anything this child pulls golddddd 😂
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who knew making floral arrangements for 12 hours would cause this much back pain 😅
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i need to go out with a full face soon, i got so many compliments last night and my ass was just wearing mascara 😂😂 i love this for me
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don’t mind us just having a kickass time for my best friends birthday 🤭 @damnitjh @alecsbvtt 🥰
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cutest kittens (@cutestskittens) profile picture
cutest kittens@cutestskittensNov 8
you and me
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a dive bar where i get phone service?? say lessssssssss
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piss girl@xtsygirllNov 8
but does the flow wanna go w me
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mushu ♱⃓@crappypadyNov 8
cant turn a hoe into a husband
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showing up to the bar with the gang and spending $50+ on rubber ducks 😂😭
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a wild start to the night when the only stop we’ve hit so far is a fucking chilis 😭
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birthday parties back to back weekends with two nights of boolin in between 😅 oh lawwwwd
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my friend being willing to go back in the woods to get an almost full deer skeleton for me 🤩🤩🤩 my fuckin GIRL
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shirts that go hard
@shirtsthtgohardNov 7
I Ain't Gay But I Ain't Exactly Not Gay (Front).

ALT I Ain't Gay But I Ain't Exactly Not Gay (Front).

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i need to be their friend so bad
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) profile picture𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegardenNov 6
who is this diva😭
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jefeee 🫶@jefebraincellsNov 5
2000s rom coms >
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logan 🍊₊˚⊹♡@lilgeminibbyNov 5
experiencing several emotions at once and none of them are positive
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he followed up yesterday with “i knew that dude was a fuckin loser when i saw him at the fair” 😂
𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇 (@__mdma) profile picture𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇@__mdmaOct 21
every time i see a michigan campaign ad i think about how mike rogers tried stopping my dad to talk to him at the fair last month and said “hi, i’m mike rogers!” and my dad said “hi, i’m josh angle!” and walked away immediately and asked me who “that geriatric dude was” 😭😂
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