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Regular Degular Girl from Harlem

Joined July 2014
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So I went and got an MD or whatever y’all can call me doc now ☺️
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crying real tears
I just want to be successful thats all..
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Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.
SpaceX's 11% share price boost has made Elon Musk the world's first trillionaire, controlling two of the world's largest companies. ft.trib.al/wHPQ9gw
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Imagine telling these guys they would become NBA Champions together in 10 years
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Alana the MD retweeted
knicks all i ask for you is to rub this dna of on the new york giants please and thank you
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Alana the MD retweeted
Umm.. look at the date
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NYC bout to have the best summer since 2016 its uppppppp
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Everybody too busy watching the Knicks to do crimes 😂
🚨 BREAKING: Crime in NYC has hit an all-time low under Zohran Mamdani.
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i too hold my boobs when im stressed
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Alana the MD retweeted
all these black graduates make me sooo excited my doctors and lawyers will be BLACK AS FUHHHHHH
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Still on cloud 9. I really did that. #DNP #blackwomenwithdegrees
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Update: I GRADUATED LAW SCHOOL!!!⚖️
I got my first acceptance letter to law school!!!!!🥹🥹🥳🥳
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It’s literally our job to ensure safety
Replying to @rockymntngirl
Not the doctor's job to be activists.
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Funniest thing I’ve seen all day… 😂😂 teapawt.net/OunkaOnX/status/201708…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The short video originated on social media accounts that acknowledge all of its content is AI-generated. There is no reporting, including on Fox 9, the Minneapolis TV channel where the chase was purportedly broadcast live, that it was an actual event. leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202…
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Replying to @ClementLeeMD
Was this 'Non Invasive Group A Streptococcal disease' diagnosed in Paris?
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Hi @iamcardib @GloTheofficial I have a kiddo (patient) who is in love with you guys and he said your music helps him want to live. So if yall wanna give him a lil motivational message you’d be helping decrease suicidality in children🫶🏽
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I hate when Speciality stereotypes are accurate cause why is this your thought process ? Ew
Medical school admissions and residency spots are a zero sum game. If you give a spot to someone who needs accommodations, you’re taking a spot away from someone else.
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I wish I could get some of my patients favorite celebrities to talk to them cause I know that would keep them out of the hospital or at least convince them that they deserve the help I’m trying to give them and deserve to be happy
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Or at least some of them to lie and be like nah I be joking murder not cool don’t do that 🙃
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Oh we gotta have a discussion about Emily Slutsky Marantz causeeeeee
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