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Cape Town, South Africa
Joined July 2017
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Ngino cash, you can fetch it. Please shave as well
1323829286 Capitec aowa i can't be this broke lele teng !😔✋🏼
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Why is your helper cooking for your husband??
My helper cooked 5 pieces of chicken, ate two, left three for my husband and I to share😂😭I’m so weak right now😭
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Kwani uliacha kua South African ?
They say the most beautiful women come from Kenya
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Difference za izi cabbages ni?
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Nimepitia kibanda to have breakfast, this young man walks in, asks the mathe if he can have tea and chapo then he will pay in the evening akitoka mjengo. Site anafanya ni around.The mathe says no, hapeani chakula ya deni. I feel bad for the guy and offers to buy the food.
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You didn’t vote EFF for not condoning the harassment and deportation of immigrants but voted DA who brought EUROPEAN foreigners to drive the prices in Cape Town SO HIGH it’s inhabitable for locals. You don’t hate illegal immigrants, you hate black Africans. Aena flop bafethu
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Say "Museveni is an idiot" right now and let's see if you'll ever tweet again. 😅😅
Kenyans think their country is a benchmark of democracy because they elect a loser every 5 years🤡
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Now or never; this is our final push ground forces. Youth Command, it is victory or death; let's mobilise young people in full force.#VoteEFF ✊🏿
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I’m so mad 🤬🤬🤬 Kyalami Shisanyama you will never see me again.
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♾️ tag your tattoo artist. Ni urgent.
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My bread and butter
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You can drag me on this street but as soon as you drag my wife...siyeza How it started How it's going
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There’s a Gen Z lady at my workplace who applied for 4 days of annual leave. Her leave started on Thursday, and she was expected back on Monday. But she resumed on Wednesday. When HR asked why she added two extra days without approval, she calmly explained: “My leave started on Thursday. Friday was my first leave day, Saturday and Sunday were weekends, and Monday was my second working day. I still had two working days left, so I used Tuesday and Wednesday to complete my four days.”
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Found these in my grandpa’s old tool box back when the rand had value, chat can I still spend this?
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Misogyny Hall of fame 😭
If you had to explain misogyny using only one tweet, picture or clip, what would it be?
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I’m so in love with my new curtains🥹🥹😍😍 I got the best plug and I love how they do everything for you from measurements to delivery! Super Classy soft and black out no light comes in. Guys they have gift hampers till December. They’re Mali curtains located in Eastleigh 4th street Crown mall shop number B13 or call them on +254 707 093 455 seriously the best😍😍
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Kwa mazishi yangu mwanamke akitoa pesa arudishiwe.
Replying to @muthonyyyyy
He's been jobless and I paid his rent for 2 months
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Let it be known that I'm neither looking for a lover nor casual sex here on Twitter. If at any point it seems like I'm over engaging your content it's just because your content is entertaining to me. I'm not flirting or hinting at anything, I don’t want you!
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My new girl took me to this lodge last weekend, it was so fun that I had to take my real girl there. We're here now & it's so boring.
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Replying to @_afbeautyy
Naomi let’s use the brains God gave us to think
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