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Been laughing at my timeline for hours i can’t wait for people on IG to send me all these tweets I’ve liked in 9 days
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I don’t think I’ve ever been this libbed out in my life, I’m out here liking blue wave endgame edits
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Voting in California is fun until you learn that most of the population thinks they’re closer to being billionaires than broke
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I want a hunger games style edit of every republican that lost tonight PLAY THE CANONS
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“first gay man ever elected to U.S. senate”
“first native american woman to be elected governor in U.S. history”
“first muslim senator in U.S. history”
“first black female governor in U.S. history”
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I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser
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Nights like this remind us why we cannot—should not—leave Twitter. We have to stay online for when It finally happens. I already have some drafts ready for the day.
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Sure sex is great but have you ever watched the entire country say fuck you to Donald Trump??
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all these OG confederate states going blue frying me man niggas endorsed Trumps racism and discrimination, pedophilia, and ICE terrorism but drew the line when they started becoming broke LMFAOOOOO
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The poorest counties in California voting no on prop 40 is a CHOICE
You are not the billionaires babes




















