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Deme ⚡️

@_babysloth

I’m strong, lazy, drunk, veiny 🙂‍↔️ - #HagHive #Punksexual

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Joined January 2009
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dear tim and moby how do i get absolutely fucking plastered
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Holy side quest Batman!!
the chris meloni project (@MeloniProject) profile picturethe chris meloni project@MeloniProjectOct 30
PROMO: Jalen Brunson plays a detective on the next episode of Law & Order: SVU #SVU #Knicks
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YES I CAN HOLD ONTO HOPE
Wrestle Ops (@WrestleOps) profile pictureWrestle Ops
@WrestleOpsOct 29
BREAKING: Shawn Michaels is expected to replace Bruce Prichard as WWE Executive Director following WrestleMania 43 season next year. wrestleops.com/shawn-michael…
Shawn Michaels set to take over Bruce Prichard’s WWE role - WrestleOps

Shawn Michaels set to take over Bruce Prichard’s WWE role - WrestleOps

Shawn Michaels is expected to take on a much bigger role in WWE after WrestleMania 43. With Bruce Prichard preparing to step away from his full-time

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NBA Memes
@NBAMemesOct 28
Every time Ernie Johnson shows up on my TV for the rest of the season
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irie@everytingsirieOct 29
Just like this…
Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) profile pictureDesus MF Nice💯
@desusniceOct 27
at halftime when jay z says "clap for a nigga with his rapping ass" and the les twins start twerking >>>>>>>>>>
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Ernie is that nigga idgaf
Nadine Babu (@NadineBabu) profile pictureNadine Babu
@NadineBabuOct 28
Ernie Johnson: "I grew up with 2 older sisters, closest I'll ever come to having brothers, you three. You three. And what do we always say? We are all Black friends." 💕
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Mark Henry (@TheMarkHenry) profile picture
Mark Henry
@TheMarkHenryOct 28
When there’s no Twix in the #Halloween candy jar!
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D (@more_dreM) profile picture
D@more_dreMOct 28
Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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michelle@chlorophormgirlOct 27
They’re making potholes on purpose so my boobs bounce
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Ernie just doesn’t know ball…. HE KNOWS MF BALL
Ernie Johnson (@TurnerSportsEJ) profile pictureErnie Johnson
@TurnerSportsEJOct 28
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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NATALIEEEEE OH MY GOD
joshua. (@livingthroughJ) profile picturejoshua.
@livingthroughJOct 28
they could NEVER make me hate natalie!!! she ATE that last line!😭
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Nadia (@thegenesisbl0ck) profile picture
Nadia
@thegenesisbl0ckOct 27
Clutter increases women’s cortisol more than men’s, btw. So if you want a perky, stress-free wife, you better start picking up after yourself and hire a maid.
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Hestia, Esq (@Hestia_Esq) profile pictureHestia, Esq@Hestia_EsqOct 25
Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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biene@fionceyOct 27
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Ernie Johnson (@TurnerSportsEJ) profile pictureErnie Johnson
@TurnerSportsEJOct 28
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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Shit show
Wrestle Ops (@WrestleOps) profile pictureWrestle Ops
@WrestleOpsOct 28
Crown Jewel 2026 is officially being moved to a new venue as announced by Riyadh Season. PWlnsider reports the event is still being held in Riyadh but in another location within the city.
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Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) profile picture
Chad Johnson
@ochocincoOct 27
Take my knee twin 💔
Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) profile pictureBleacher Report
@BleacherReportOct 27
🚨 BREAKING: Anthony Edwards will undergo an arthroscopic procedure on his knee and will miss "up to two months," per @ShamsCharania
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Biggest stud I knew back in high school had this same issue and everyone thought she was pregnant She came to school with the mass in a jar LMAO
hennessy (@isisilomilo) profile picturehennessy@isisilomiloOct 27
Literally why I don’t trust doctors, this poor girl :[
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My man has upgraded to VAR review it’s over for y’all
whristan (@whristan1) profile picturewhristan
@whristan1Oct 27
Reffing at LA fitness
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The staredown on challenge 5 was absolute cinema though
Dr. SoFlo (@DoctorSoFlo) profile pictureDr. SoFlo@DoctorSoFloOct 28
Gay person: “I’m gay” Autistic person: “I’m autistic” Gay and Autistic person: “my name is William Contreras and I want to challenge this call”
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Banger
Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) profile pictureCasual Thursday@CasualThursdayOct 28
Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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