Bameaux retweeted
“who should we lay off first”
CEOs:
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg.
Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible.
This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
Bameaux retweeted
Beach resort for Sangotedo go dey tell you 300k per night.
The road to the resort will almost wreck your car, only to get there and it's just box-shaped houses with white paint.
Bameaux retweeted
username “Horlasco1058469”
One of the biggest flexes is when you invite a babe from your workplace out, and she turns you down, saying you don’t meet her standards.
Then, just as you’re about to leave, an email drops: “Dear Mr. Soso, congratulations.
You’ve been promoted with a seven-figure salary.” Just show her the email and walk away.
Bameaux retweeted
Baleba is the only player showing the right energy and intensity on the pitch. Enjoy it while it lasts before the laziness virus from the others spreads to him too...
