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♐🌞♎🌚♍💫🇨🇦⚡️a mix of kandi kid & bass head & house slut 👟 🏠🎶 • Llamaste 🦙She/Her 🧞‍♀️

Ontario, Canada
Joined March 2011
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I get turned off by little sht like oh you still follow ur ex? I’m good
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A healing stage is disgust. Yes, disgust. You will be DISGUSTED by the people whose love you sought. You will feel embarrassed about the choices you made and the people who had access to you who didn’t deserve it. Feel this feeling then let it go. That will NEVER be you again.
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If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill. No limit. Please let us know.
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who do i need to get in touch with to bring more dnb to nyc
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Here's your wildfire risk forecast for Saturday, June 10, 2023 🔥🌲 After some scattered showers today in Central and Eastern Ontario and into the GTA, dry conditions will continue tomorrow, elevating most of the area from low to moderate risk. The high risk is expected again for Parry Sound and into Southwestern Ontario, but the extreme risk region has expanded as a result of the continued lack of moisture and temperatures in the mid to upper 20s. There is widespread rainfall expected to move into Southern Ontario beginning Sunday, which will decrease the overall wildfire risk across the region.
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We may lose an hour of sleep tonight, but we gain an hour of daylight in the evenings. Remember to set your clocks one hour ahead tonight! ⏰❗️❗️
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babe wake up look at how cute the flowers i got u for valentine’s day are💛
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In this story Fiona picks the short king <3
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Sometimes I feel like im the only person who hasnt tried ketamine lmaooo
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i wonder how long it’ll take for something fucked up to happen this year
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my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar
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fuck nudes send me a picture of you with your clothes off
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Do you have Sagittarius or Gemini in your big 3 or are you normal?
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Disappear for 6 months, do this and you'll return unrecognizable by June...
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Aint no way god thinks i'm this strong
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another year closer to your death
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i know a few 😹
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first date idea
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