@_bppr

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Joined October 2010
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Chipotle's online ordering doesn't work in Firefox or Safari, and I refuse to use Chrome because I have principles and standards guess I'll get lunch somewhere else
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Coco 🥲 she did it!!
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Let’s go Coco!
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If you’re not rooting for Alex Albon, I simply don’t understand
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this website sucks lumpy, Elon-Musk-shaped eggs
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it's cool because when people hear "X" outloud, it will (however briefly) conjure every feeling we already associate with the word "ex." ah yeah, things were good for a while. i wonder how they're doing. sometimes i miss them, but i'm glad we broke it off. i'm much happier now.
Linda Yaccarino
@lindayaX23 Jul 2023
Replying to @lindayaX
X is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. Powered by AI, X will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine.
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I remember when I saw Jason Isbell live. Huge cheers when he sang "I sobered up, and swore off that stuff" - it was a genuine moment because everyone knew it was written, and then performed, from the heart my dude has a leg to stand on, is all I'm sayin'
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Threads doesn't have a web UI? then I won't use it, lol
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I think it's worth explaining how much better Discord is than Slack
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If you live in Tennessee and this district map doesn't make you insanely angry, you probably don't live with 2/3rds of disenfranchised Tennesseans that reside in racially diverse urban centers. If you live in Memphis or Nashville or Chattanooga, your vote doesn't count.
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happy Friday: log the F off of this garbage website
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You're not making traditional media any better, you're just making internet media worse dammit, bobby!
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this website is cringe. there's no other word for it, it makes me cringe and I would be embarrassed to be associated with it professionally cryptobro spam and anti-media poop emojis are a sad substitute for actual professionalism
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reminder that you should stop using this website except to tell people to stop using this website, good day
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product is demonstrably worse since this guy took over - another free Mastodon ad
Elon Musk
@elonmusk6 Mar 2023
Replying to @alx
This platform is so brittle (sigh). Will be fixed shortly.
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I wonder would it would be like if Elon shipped cars with bugs in them all the time. Luckily these issues are from Old Twitter and not New Twitter, Teslas have consistent and good build quality, and software-related recalls are limited to only ... how many? oh god
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I know AI news is definitely not a good thing, but at least you think the AI would have watched the hearing and would have a more grounded takeaway than whoever wrote this one embarrassing, @Reuters
Reuters
@Reuters9 Feb 2023
Former Twitter execs tell Republicans they erred on Hunter Biden laptop story reut.rs/3Yxp6rK
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you know how Uber, AirBnb, Doordash, etc, all jacked up their fees because they actually needed to be profitable once they weren't growing exponentially anymore? that's centralized social media for you, too, except now it's more ads, premium crap, etc (go to Mastodon)
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I can't see myself ever paying for Twitter, so grain of salt, but... all these moves are WAY too transparent in their motivations (huge debt bc due to massive overspend for the app) (try Mastodon! and use Movetodon before Twitter shuts off APIs next week!)
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if I paid for Twitter I could edit out a word I accidentally left in the original tweet, but again, never doing that, lol pobody's nerfect 🤷‍♂️
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