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claudiər

@_claudier

my spit tastes like serotonin

 on the plane with da wayne
Joined April 2009
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belike@belikebeiOct 23
Cuando él hace lavado de dinero y fraude fiscal en vez de selfies y dumps de instagram
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everytime I buy a sketchy sandwich I need to pick up from someone's building lobby it ends up being the best sandwich i've ever had
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@MeganNyvoldOct 21
Who at @RockstarGames do I need to talk to about @_claudier and I going on the Vice City blimp?
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thinking about asking a man I lowkey hate if he wants to be kris humphries and kim kardashian for halloween
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I just saw shaft on main on ig, I didn't like that one bit
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🎱@Runmy0nsOct 17
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don't ask me for feedback and then get mad when I give it to you... like ????
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I thought I had seen it all but today I saw someone take a soulcycle class in a turtle neck
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something about djs that say "i'm coming home" about every city they go to doesn't sit right in my spirit
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deadass can someone help me get on the goodyear blimp while it's here?
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imagine love is blind miami lmfaooo
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I just overheard someone say "i'm in williamsburg im not in brooklyn" 😶
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bry .@YoooBryOct 8
i cant do shrooms with ugly people i will start screaming
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sammm ☆
@onlysammmsOct 9
“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit
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Double Bubble@tee_danjaOct 9
Hailey will put that lip balm in your ass if you ain’t looking
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@STYLECTUALOct 9
Hunter x Rhode
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This is not real, there's no Hunter x Rhode collab, it's AI generated. instagram.com/rhode?rpxt=MTV…
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pilates class so bad i'm in the mood to fight
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factory town daughter or pacha son?
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made three new friends today, whoever said making friends in miami is hard is probably just a bitch
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Jake Green@JakeGreenBruhOct 2
Hi I am in your city I'm on the other side of town and I have 45 minutes of free time and we're not very close friends and I'm generally kind of unpleasant to be around we have GOT to hang out are you free right now
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had two drinks last night at a bar opening and my sleep score went from 98 to 59 💀
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