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corndawg

@_corndogs1

these pretzels are making me thirsty

 its a trap!
Joined October 2011
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#GoodDayDetroit good morning from me and the baby squirrel living in my wall!!!
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my tampon just shot out while doing a keg stand :-/////////
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i am in ur walls can u Please bring me some soup
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this superbowl is the 20th anniversary of janet jacksons halftime nip slip
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the government is engaging in wars overseas because they dont want us to realize that there is a veneer pandemic violently and rapidly sweeping across our nation rn and it needs 2 be stopped
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work is done, time 2 get high teapawt.net/dcsmeras/status/173717…
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just unpinned my one viral tweet from like 2017ish bc i felt like i was one of those guys who kept his hudl link in his bio far after graduating high school
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ill be a swiftie once i see taylor smoke a cig
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i wish i could pay an uber just to drive me around the city in a loop at night so i can look at all the pretty lights
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just added this one to the lineup this AM
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Corn ✧⍣ (@cornski) profile pictureCorn ✧⍣
@cornski5 May 2023
women always got some sick meme like the green m&m wit her titties out or some weird shit like that
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putting “data analytics (astrological)” on my resume now that i can fully read a birth chart
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remember mariah <33
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@skyferrori23 Apr 2023
this is so stan tw coded when twitter didn’t even exist back then
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this is my favorite vampire weekend album cover
Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) profile pictureShannon Watts
@shannonrwatts27 Mar 2023
THIS is last year's Christmas card from Tennessee Rep. Andy Ogles, a Republican who represents the district that Covenant School is in in Nashville. #tnleg
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Jason Derulo has just tripped over a used Ozempic needle and fallen down the stairs at the 2023 Oscars
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just unfollowed the pope on instagram to boost my ratio
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