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Wiltshire
Joined July 2021
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watching avatar: the last air bender for the first time ever (a thread)
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one of the ocean exploration missions is bugged so i can’t do that and im not strong enough for the bosses in the main dlc story
crimson desert dlc out which means i’ll have something to distract me till GTA6
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🎃| Lily Allen dresses up as a Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes Tour” Ticketmaster seat map for Halloween.
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jk rowling's house maids trying to deliver her ritalin
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crimson desert dlc out which means i’ll have something to distract me till GTA6
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He smart asf he knew gracie abrams was coming
136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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grim
The next MASS EFFECT has been canceled by Electronic Arts. Legendary RPG developer BioWare will also be shut down.
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these faggots get on my nerve FOR REAL Feeling: homophobic 👨‍❤️‍👨 🚫
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unfortunately a banger
PILLS N POTIONS - NICKI MINAJ {2014}
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i can’t say what i want to say oomf will be mad
Describe the artist in your birth month without saying their name! Go...
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PROBLEMATIC AGE GAP. MY PARTNER IS STILL MAKING STONE HANDAXES WHILE I AM ADORNED IN BEAUTIFUL BRONZE
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we still haven’t been paid and HR are being very unhelpful
the concept of it being almost 7pm and work still haven’t paid us…
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the concept of it being almost 7pm and work still haven’t paid us…
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Listing cast members of I Am Legend
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sam retweeted
me at the sex shop: i’ll take one Sex thank you 😊
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lady on the bus very loudly announcing she doesn’t want people to know she’s pregnant… like girl you have an audience
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great trailer, shame it will be shite
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good thing i like my friends cancelled
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it makes me so sad we’ve reached this point, i literally rang ticketmaster to purchase tickets for my first ever concert and now we are at this point…
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i forgot how funny she could be
I wonder if she know I turned down being on the “shake dat ass for drake” song. He wanted me & sexy on it. I still have the version of just drake & sexy. I said I want to wait for pf2 for me & him to do a dricki song so it felt more special. And now that silly goose still out here shaking dat ass for drake every day. After swallowing his balls. Allegedly. Oh Mza give it up. Like 😩 this woman has been trying to tell the world she wrote for Beyonce every other other business day it would appear. I remember me & Beyonce was going back & forth on the phone about that part of the song. Bey was like you sing it, I was like NOOOOO you sing it, she was like noooooo you sing it, I was like PLEASE!!!!! I can’t sing! Yall why bey said (with a straight face) “yes you can”. In that calm Texas drawl. 😃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 none of us wanted to sing those shit lyrics. Bey voice was already on it. I re-sang it & sent it to her & she sent it back with her vocals under mine. Thank goodness 😩. She also added her vocals under my 3rd rap verse. Gee Roberson gave me that song with Beyonce voice on it. Then Bey convinced me to re-sing that “cooking up that base” part. Oh ✂️ cut it out. Took the Btch 2 days to be coached on what to say & do next. These btchs have no identity, can’t thing off the top of their heads if you paid them to.
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objectively hilarious tweet
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