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Joined June 2021
new pinned tweet new me hi everyone im declan
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i would survive a zombie apocalypse for far longer than any of you
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Caught myself getting genuinely mad over world cup larper’s opinions on the ballon dor
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pretending to be a virgin to get pussy
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Millennials cutting be like 'I hit smol bean'
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Replying to @_declan74
Can all internet beggars die
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is this just what we're doing now
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im like a little chihuahua i spend all day thinking of alarming or dangerous scenarios like "what if you had to stop breathing for five minutes" and then it elevates my heartrate and i get scared
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BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Elliott Smith has reportedly deleted Snapchat.
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why did the goblin cross the road? to get to the ogre side πŸ˜‚
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i just invented this joke please everybody sopport me
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one of my mutuals is such a fucking loser but shes a hot woman so I dont think anybody has ever told her
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marital bed gonna smell like the rhino cage at the Zoo in their honeymoon
Aaawww congratulations 😳
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a duo i just made up
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maia we need your guidance in these trying times, be our beacon of strength and hope, our shining light of wisdom.
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8 mile rap battle if eminem was rap battling a plant: yo im a fukin plant from my leaf to my xylem u got all these flashy clothes but u dont know how to style em u cant keep up wit my rhymes i think u should go em only way to beef with me is 2 hop right on my phloem
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nope. changed my mind she looks like shes actually irl retarded not a gimmick
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saw someone that seemed interesting on my private accs fyp and when i went to my main to follow them they had me blocked
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if we are to be friends you have 2 be okay with me ignoring u for days and weeks
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