When I was seven my dad wrote me in for Attorney General and then prank called the house from work the next day telling me that I won and that I had to go to Washington to go be AG. Cried my little eyes out, pretty funny
ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.
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They’ll kill me for it but the original mix of Tim is pretty good. Stasium mix is a neat curio that even benefits a song or two (Kiss Me On The Bus) but at least 3 or 4 songs, esp. Here Comes A Regular, are made a lot weaker and can never replace the album/mix I fell in love with
the replacements made like the best album of all time and the studio executives were so afraid of the sheer power that they had to release it sounding like all the songs are played through if you made a vape pen with a speaker
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“imagine if The Clone Wars was cancelled after one season and never given time to grow”
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Pulled over and trying to Disclosure Day my way out of it by telling the officer that his wife loves him and didn’t mean what she said when he shoots me in the head, killing me instantly
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Spielberg would never make a movie where an encounter with aliens is depicted as deeply traumatic and psychologically scarring but ultimately concludes on a note of hope and wonder
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I'm mostly hung up on the fact that he author seems to think that REO Speedwagon is a joke about the band and not an actual, common vehicle that was manufactured for like 40 years
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If I had a nickel for every time that I saw Elvis Costello play Waiting For The End Of The World in concert the night before the rapture was supposed to happen, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
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Gen Alpha Roger Waters:
🎶
"Hello
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Do you have games on your phone?"
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