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Soft girl but you dey smoke weed ๐Ÿ˜‚
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No matter how hard things are, i undoubtedly believe that one day it truly will be better.
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If you see me with woman na lash tech I dey learn oh
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First day in school๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“ท Current C.gpa- 5.00
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Lying to me to protect my feelings ainโ€™t valid
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By fire by force. ๐Ÿ˜น
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Music have a way healing some part of you that words canโ€™t reach.
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twitter was made for people who talk to themselves
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Crazy year ๐Ÿฉถ๐ŸŽ‰
Replying to @hashtagtw0
They shenk me last year December because I no get car ๐Ÿ˜‚ all good sha this year!
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You block person, you come dey show us.. why?? Make we con dey fear you?๐Ÿ˜’
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bitches gon fuck 1,000 niggas tryna see which one gon take care of you poor ass ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Don't get angry if your bro has more motion than you
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Everybody wan hot this year na why heat wan finish us
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Guys get mind sha because wdym you're letting a total stranger into your car just because โ€œshe's prettyโ€ what if she's a blood sucking demon?
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Guess what
Itโ€™s sunday, letโ€™s have your favourite dark humour jokes:
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Ik it doesn't look like it rn, but It's still gonna work out. Trust me.
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That genuine smile when you see your friends winning.
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introverts will relate
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Dear God.
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I just really wanna be happy sha.
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