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Joined July 2017
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2 wrongs don’t make a right but 2 bad bitches might make my night
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i keep picturing me balling uncontrollably
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smile nigga, we touching a lot of money in november and december.
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One of the most important rooms I've been in. Honored to have shared the stage with so many bright minds at the first-ever #ClimateXCulture summit in Accra. Thank you @TheKennethDarko for leading the charge.
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The fire nation is in Accra
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elikem retweeted
if you call something i do out of affection for you “bare minimum”, i’ll stop. your fada didn’t send me. do you know who else didn’t send me? your morda.
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Old boy thinks he’s slick. It’s been just him and I for the past five days at home. And safe to say my cooking won’t kill you apart from some gastrointestinal skims enat. Every damn time I cook 30 minutes later this man tells me he’s going out, returning just in time to sleep.
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Cam’ron couldn’t stop LAUGHING when a fan called in just to make Ma$e EXPLAIN HIMSELF over one of his most questionable old lyrics 😭💀 “You bring your crew and ‘em and I’m doing ‘em, then I’m beating ‘em down with aluminum, then I’m putting two in ’em.” “I was wondering what you meant by ‘DOING THEM’… and why is it TWO? Two of WHAT exactly?” 😭😭
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elikem retweeted
My therapist said “maybe you need to stop going after very attractive women, a nice 6 or 7 will treat you right” boy I almost cancelled the rest of my sessions…..what the hell are you saying bro????
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elikem retweeted
with great dick comes great responsibility
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there's no part of a woman's body I'm not attracted to
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Bro I will shed real nigga tears if our hustles finally pay off.
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The only difference between Zack Snyder and Michael Bay is self awareness. Bay didn’t think he was painting the Mona Lisa when he was making Transformers 3 whereas Snyder genuinely thinks BvS is top tier cinema
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“date idea” and it’s just me eating your pussy and making you cum over and over again
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The feeling of holding a slim girl’s waist
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Ray Bradbury had a sign above his desk that said, “DON’T THINK. WRITE.” Addressing himself to aspiring authors, he explained: “Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It's self-conscious and anything self-conscious is lousy. You can't TRY to do things. You simply MUST do things.”
The cure to writers block is realizing you can write literally anything with no consequences. Nobody is gonna barge in and beat your head over the keyboard for your shitty prose and uninspired characters. How freeing is that.
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Unplugged & Reconciled, fireside edition📚 by @_doe_____ and the team. Saturday, September 26th. Register: forms.gle/5wJo9b9CmgXNeXua6
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touching grass isn’t enough i wanna touch boobs
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Another day no kids, handsome & getting to it
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Ambition can't be tamed. The Gentlemen Season 2, starring Theo James and Kaya Scodelario, premieres NEXT THURSDAY. As for Season 3? Consider it official.
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